I think that behavior is just the crowd following itself. You know you are ‘of the crowd’ because you do it too.
Animals. All of you.
Can I pls get the meme template without text if someone has it?
Doesn’t appear to exist without the text. She goes by Zoe101anddone.
What’s wring with wearing a choker??
Uhhhhhhhh is this real?
Waaaaat. Lmaooooo
Who said something was wrong with it?
And yet women in public will just go and give the girls and adjustment. Double standards, since it’s actually only okay for one to be done in public.
I think balls have piss and pubes on them and tits don’t. That’s the big difference.
I think balls have piss
Only if you don’t shake it enough or don’t have proper hygiene
and pubes
Most men in modern times shave. Besides, there’s hair on your face too. Your lips is the same type of skin as your anus, how does that make you feel?
I don’t think 51% of men shave their balls dude
Those who commonly have sex, I’m pretty sure they do. I’m not talking about old people, “sigmas” or religious folks. Who the hell likes a jungle?
As someone who commonly has sex with men, you’re wrong.
My condolences.
The lips aren’t the same skin as your anus, its similar to the skin on the inside of your cheeks. No matter how much you shake it, there is going to be piss residue. I’m glad you shave. Best of luck to you.
They do when I’m around.
That reminds me. It’s time to piss on my balls again. Lads, who’s with me?
You guys just shake those weenies off at the urinal and leave it to marinate in there. Get off your high horse, lads.
there is 🎵
some piss 🎵
on everything 🎵
🎵🎵🎵
it’s how the light gets in 🎵
Clean guys don’t. Clean guys stand there for 5 extra mins, wipe off with TP, then paper towels, then wash weenie in sink, then put under sanitizer dispenser and spray the sucker down. And if you don’t carry around bleach wipes you are a fool.
Show me those clean boys. I am ready to be wed.
Lmao let’s not pretend urine doesn’t go anywhere but from urethra to toilet. The only people who would read this and think “no, my balls are definitely clean after work and using the bathroom x times today” are either incapable of critical thinking, or 6 and haven’t figured out how liquids work yet.
Anyone with a penis knows shaking it doesn’t keep things clean, and that last little drop of pee likes to try and hang around. And that’s assuming you aren’t a grower who might actually be able to pee on their balls without meaning to.
My dude, if you want to go around with a bunch of guys holding your balls for physical or emotional support, interacting with people who just moments before their hand met yours was also holding themselves, you go for it.
Until then, maybe adjust yourself in the bathroom and wash your hands afterward.
You aren’t wrong but you seem to be thinking of circumsized men, the foreskin normally keeps that last drop contained
You’re carrying around a drop of pee with you everywhere you go? My mind is literally blown.
A bit of moisture yes :/
I’d love to have toilet paper or a bidet function at urinals. For now I just wash up when I get home from work
fun fact - in most males the tip of the penis extends beyond the balls… We don’t piss on our balls.
Are you high?
Splashback dude, splashback. Usually imperceptibly, but it will build up over the day.
Also, you telling me you’ve never needed a pee so bad that it blasted out like a pressure washer? And that gets even more splashback
It curls like that if you cook it.
User name does not check out.
Tits have sweat and can also have milk, there’s literally zero difference, both are disgusting.
And don’t get me started on storing money or phones in there, that’s just wrong on every level.
Milk is not disgusting, it’s baby food.
Neither is sweat in CERTAIN situations. If it’s not wanted, it’s disgusting, it’s a rather simple concept really.
I wasn’t disagreeing about sweat.
Things can be unwanted without being disgusting. It is a rather simple concept really.
While that’s true, I wouldn’t try to stuck the leakage out of a bra either
Piss is not disgusting, it’s baby food
It must be powdered!
Put more pockets on/in women’s clothing to (partially) solve the second one. It IS incredibly convenient storage, but can get uncomfortable depending on the stiffness/shape of the item. It’s always fun to forget you tucked some money in there and find out you’re more rich than you thought when you take it off and the bills come fluttering to the ground. 😆
(Also, almost nobody is going to try to steal it when it’s locked in the boob safe.)
Purse? Clutch? I use a bag or backpack if I have stuff to carry that doesn’t fit in pockets, or I’m wearing sweats that only have two pockets. I know if I need more pockets to just not wear those though that day. It’s a choice to wear those limited clothes or to leave without something to carry it.
Yeah, I use those too, but it just doesn’t always work out that way.
So carry it in your hands instead of putting it in a sweat and bacteria laden place….
But what if I need my hands? I’d rather put it there than hold it in my mouth.
(Also, a lot of sweat and bacteria on people’s hands.)
That really depends on the set of boobs.
And tits might have cum and saliva leftovers, so what?
And balls might have cum and saliva leftovers. So what?
So there’s no big difference
You’re right, tits and balls are identical. Men go topless in public and now its time to lose those bottoms too. Let the boys breathe. Pave the way, friend.
Comparing women’s breasts to genitals feels sexist, but I can’t put my finger on why. Why are women’s breasts here considered as dirty as genitals? None of this really sits right with me.
I don’t know many women who keep things in their bras, but I also don’t know many men who have breast pockets. Only, I do. They’re on every polo shirt.
I’m just tired of the inherent meanness. A man can scratch his nipples in public no big deal. Women are forced into this constraining contraptions because of societal standards and occasionally have to adjust so they’re not in pain and its disgusting. Equally as disgusting as scratching at your genitals… But women have genitals of their own and often wear constraining underwear and restrain themselves from adjusting unless they’re in a bathroom.
Balls and tits do not equate. Balls and Labia equate. Nipples are nipples on men and women.
To each their own.
The problem is thinking it’s okay to do in public. Go to the bathroom like anyone else.
Also a polo shirt has a degree of separation, stuffing stuff in a bra holds it against you creating a pocket of sweat as well.
I would have a problem with anything held against the skin, don’t stuff things in a sock either.
Sure. Start going to the bathroom every time your nipple has an itch and we can start a productive conversation.
The problem is the inherent sexualization of breasts which make you feel like it should be a dirty act for a woman to adjust herself.
Breasts are not genitals.
I wonder what it’d be like to have just the boys hanging out, berries but no dingle.
Like a tube top for my peen (cock top?) and the nuts just get to dangle, but then you’d need some system to cover your butt. I guess a thong could work with a larger front.
But then you’d basically just be reinventing a goose egg through your underwear. I don’t think the cock top idea would be very lucrative either
Ah well thank you for the thought exercise
No joke, I have an idea. Its like a banana hammock style underwear combined with crotchless panties that women have. Have you seen the mens underwear that have the sock addition? We just need to alter the bottom part and add a crotchless aspect.
If you have to ask that question, you ain’t got one. And if you don’t know why I’m sitting exactly like that right now, you ain’t never gonna understand.
Yeah that “no reason” is a pretty serious misunderstanding.
Tape your buttcheeks together for a couple hours. That’s a decent approximation of the nutsack environment.
UberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.
bag in one hand, sack in the other
With shrinkflation his sack was probably heavier.
Nearly four decades on this world and I’ve met maybe a handful of men who do that.
As a man I agree with OP, you probably have met a lot without knowing it
Handful of men with their hands full?
There are many factors that determine behavior, but this seems like it’s more specific to certain age/socioeconomic ranges and probably more regional.
Just a preface to say: I’ve met plenty, grew up with some, and see a couple every day walking around with their hand in their pants, clearly just caressing their junk.
People are weird
If you have a block of cheese in kne hand, there’s no way the other isn’t down the pants.
I can’t prove it, but it seems like they all do it when they’re comfortable in their environment… Eventually.
I’m a man myself btw.
Oh, hmm, maybe they’re homophobic and don’t want to give the wrong signal? I have no idea.
Sis does NOT know how men work 😭
It’s just polite to not do it when you’re out in society
I do it but I think it’s just another way of stimming
I’m autistic and my hand needs something. I otherwise pain stim and destroy my nails.
Plus the foreskin is great for stimming because it’s full of nerve endings
I mean you don’t put our hand just into your waist band to ease chafing at the belt line?
Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.
I just like grabbing, squeezing and petting it and making it tingle.
If that’s something your struggle to control, there is a solution to that problem…
The solution to enjoying touching your genitalia is sex reassignment surgery?
couldn’t explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm
I don’t know how else to describe it other than that it’s just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But didn’t that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.
If it shrinking hurt, I and many other women like me would be in trouble lmao
Why? I just meant from the cold when it was already soft. Not shrinking back down from being hard.
Edit: Ah, maybe I get it, I dunno… Hopefully that wasn’t offensive.
I meant the shrinkage from hrt lol but from personal experience the feeling of hrt shrinkage has been about what it felt like on cold days, minus y’know the cold feeling.
That said, I think every testicular possessor knows that feeling when you pull out a pair of undies on a winter morning and the cold fabric pushes against them and you flinch in response. It’s not quite pain, but all your torso muscles contracting in reflex might be painful.
Cold shrinkage, in my opinion, isn’t painful.
Don’t worry about being offensive, I genuinely can’t think of how you could have been offensive with that comment.
Thank you for sharing and that’s good, I hope it keeps shrinking, lol.
I dunno, people get offended by random things I never consider until it’s too late. For some reason, I didn’t even register it as a trans statement until after I tapped post and then I felt bad.
Heh. Like walking into cold water, the moment it reaches the base of your balls… Eeeek!
Being locally cold doesn’t make it shrink that much, being globally cold does. It’s a response to your core body temp primarily.
TIL, fascinating.
It does not hurt haha
It does hurt and I need you to touch it to make it warm again.
Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?
Me, it just seems like it would, I dunno.
It feels like your nipples getting soft
Oh, ok, well that sounds fine… But they get hard when they’re cold. Thinking about it, it’s kinda odd you don’t get hard when you’re cold too. (Or maybe you do, but I meant all guys.)
Wait a minute. You’re right. Why DOESN’T it get hard when cold like my nipples!? What the hell!?
Because your nipples get hard due to the erectile muscles (same as goosebumps, a holdover from when we were hairier), and your scrotum is constantly adjusting to keep the ideal temp for sperm production/genital function.
It’s rather the opposite, the shrinking makes for less small accidents because the junk gets less trapped or dangling in the way.
Shrinkage doesn’t hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.
Why would you do that‽ 😬😂
67% of men (compared to 25% of women) choose to shock themselves rather than do nothing (https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1250830)
Sometime for fun, sometimes for profit, but most of the time it’s boredom.
I’m intrigued by making profit from tugging on my ballskin
seconded, anything helps in this economy
Subscribe to watch me stretch my ballsack skin live on camera
Oh god I felt that /wince
Too much heat inside pants, not enough heat in hands. Cup the balls and everyone is happy.
Reading all the responses on this comment, I definitely love how this comm wouldn’t be this comm if everyone didn’t talked about balls, cocks, tits, asses and pussies.
I love this comm! *Wiggles everbody’s balls*
Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.
It’s a fair cop.
Duh it’s a hand warmer. Men are just to stubborn to admit when they are cold.
