I referred to Jennifer Connolly as Stifler’s mom and this zoomer gave me a blank stare.

Time is a flat circle

I just write scholars m8 on my hand

Quick time events are such a garbage game design concept

And Newton discovered gravity to smoke weed

3d printers are the new classic car that needs a little bit of work.

“Wrong BBC,” said the well endowed gentleman.

Pay for dinner

Tornado of souls had one of the best guitar riffs and best guitar solos of all time, as well as one of the worst most amateurish vocal performances of any song ever

Megadeth to a T

I appreciate the joke, but no tradesmen I’ve ever met would ever have work with their spouse. They can barely handle it when I, an expert at everything, look over their shoulder and tell them how to do their job, while also asking a thousand questions.

Fascist ideology has no internal consistency. It only cares about power and money