And some people think inflating numbers proves their point.

Plus, If you have 30 miles of signs telling you to get over and you wait until you are forced by the actual lane closure, yes you are the asshole.

I will not be taking questions.

“we really dig your vibe”

And then you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice while they’re getting the scalpel ready so you book it nked down the hotel hallway. Your wallet is gone.

You are now the main character in an action comedy movie.

Just convert every biofuel field into a solar field. Boom, year round power output and way more efficient than growing plants to burn.

Then work on replacing every car with electric.

Eventually it will be more cost effective to retrofit old structures.

Even the worst, most pollution inducing motorcycle on the planet doesn’t hold a candle to my 90s truck.

Hell, even most modern trucks are better despite being massive, considering the improvements to fuel efficiency and such…

Arguing a motorcycle is worse because one specific area of its carbon footprint is slightly higher than cars depending on model of both is weird to me.

And I don’t remember the last time I saw a motorcycle without the obvious cat hugging the engine before it winds to the muffler. Note: usually the motorcycles I get to see close are people who are more environment conscious than your average redneck. I’m sure the shop down the road specializes in removing them. I KNOW they offer “diesel tuning services” to let people “roll coal” so it wouldn’t surprise me…

“I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, cause we’re all dudes”

'Voting is so dumb. I cast a vote and the thing I wanted to happen didn’t happen, that proves it does nothing! "

That’s quite a take.

It’s been a while since I watched the movie but I never got the impression that her father needed extra caring for. He fell ill towards the middle of the movie but was healthy in the beginning IIRC.

Our introduction to him is an invention backfiring and harming him non life threateningly.

I get the impression that without Belle to mind him, he would be dead from an invention that went too wrong, though it is not explicitly stated.

He falls ill after the townsfolk imprison him without heat in winter. Their excuse for locking him up is “he’s crazy” when he tells them of the castle and it’s inhabitants.

Only an illiterate jock would be upset that someone wants more than an illiterate jock.

As someone who makes knives and swords, seeing blade designs like this makes my insides scream.

They’re harder to make, and create an extremely weak point of failure.

Ah, peak boomer humor.

“people who aren’t attractive by the average person’s standards exist” is right up there with “I hate my spouse”

That’s awesome! It’s always a great feeling, especially spontaneously!

So far the only person to initially correctly gender me in person was a little girl who saw me wearing a pair of demon horns and a skirt at an event and yelled “Mommy I love her costume!” it wasn’t a costume, just themed headwear lol

I’ve had plenty of Ohio republicans loudly and pointedly call me SIR though.

Nobody who asks me for pronouns has ever misgendered me though.

I, too, enjoy gobbling goth girl meat.

It’s the best kind!

Which is crazy, why would Sissyphus be happy about his never ending pointless task? Musical instructions aren’t going to improve things.

I have a couple friends who have issues with making their food. Idk how many times I’ve been talking to one, they mention feeling like shit, and I asks aht the last thing they ate was and it’s some shit like “I had a coffee yesterday around 2pm”

So now, since I love cooking but hate all the prep and cleanup, I have them buy the ingredients the day before I plan on coming over, then I spend the day making meals for the next week and a half. It all has to be able to heat in one container, preferably the container it’s stored in to assist with ease of heating.

It’s still a toss up, but now at least when they hit a wall they can grab a box out of the fridge instead of sitting paralyzed trying to figure out what to eat or deciding to just stay hungry

I also have to label the meals with binary choices. Things like “LUNCH MONDAY OR DINNER WEDNESDAY” so they have variety and an option for if they don’t want a specific one right now. Otherwise it’s “too many options” and instead of just grabbing whatever, they close the freezer/fridge.

Green strips cost money and don’t directly generate profit.

Therefore either control and tax it, or destroy it so something “of value” can be placed there.

If that sounds stupid and self destructive… That’s because it is.

“No way to stop this from happening” coming from someone helping make it happen is such rapey energy…

“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive

If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol

Ah yes, hacking by self medicating.

Adhd and drinking amounts of caffeine that would explode a gorilla’s heart. Name a more iconic duo

Humanity created everything that led to its destruction.

The message was clear in the first movie. We didn’t need to see “Han shot first” or “Han shot in self defense after changes to the story came about years later”.

Although in no way will I be complaining about more matrix, bring me more matrix history, animated or live action! I just think the message doesn’t change whether humans shot first or not. We created the circumstances, our downfall was our own making.

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