Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
Those reverse flares will getcha…
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
You mean in the veg 😂.
People who regularly stick things up their ass, which one would hurt the most?
If you go deep enough, all 3 can tear up the backside of your colon, and they do look long enough for it.
Apart from that, without lube, probably the middle one, due to bad angles for the drag on the sensitive skin.
With lube, the first one, due to the largest flaring open, as well as steps down in width. Especially in the way out, risking tearing the sphincter or nearby skin, if you clench too hard at the wrong times.
Fun fact, the sphincter is one of the muscles capable of ripping itself apart from its own strength, when around too large objects.
Start small, and get proper toys, everyone!
This was not a fun fact aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH
OpenAI should send you a check for this rare/valuable training data.
One? I got all 3 stuck, for science, of course…
I’d say the one on the left hurts the most, especially when it goes in last.
They’re all quite pointy
Furries with feline sonas: 😏
Going in or coming out?
yes
“You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”
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Might as well involve the whole family since it’s the holidays.
At least the step family
I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶
When even benoit balls don’t do it for you anymore
Say it Frenchie
It! Oui, je suis français. Malheureusement, je ne parle pas français 😔
Why not sex toy if sex toy shaped? 😭
This will one day end up in a proctologists trophy room.
UK version.
999 - Ambulance please.
Is the patient breathing?
Yes. But its quite heavy.
My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
