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Note that this sign is not taped to me and therefore does not pertain to my buttons.
Students? ITYM staff.
Roll tide!
Can’t fuck their cousins and now they can’t fuck their elevators, bama in absolute shambles
To be fair, the ‘ol Crimson Tide does have some pretty good departments and programs. Tuscaloosa and Birmingham are pretty good cities with a lot of bright and progressive people. But once you get a few miles outside of the major metro areas and their suburbs, that’s when shit changes.
cousins still allowed, hence the other sign with “go ahead and fuck your cousin, cameras are watching”
Can’t fuck their cousins
Source?
“What floor do you want?” *unzips
That’s not very handicapped accessible then.
Let’s be honest, the issue isn’t genitalia in general, it’s SPECIFIC genitalia. They aren’t worried about women pressing the buttons with their genitalia. If they were, they could be charging to use that elevator.
Idk about you but I’m not tryna get slimed while I’m going down to pick up my doordash order
I absolutely am.
Okay, but I absolutely have pushed elevator buttons with my ass before.
Quick, follow this up with the totally legit sign in the bathrooms telling students not to jack off in the showers because it causes plumbing problems.
Alabama sperm is built different.
Manufacturing secrets are kept in families
In the bible belt, it might be a felony to wash all those potential Gunn Juniors and Keighleighlynnes down the drain.
What about the regular buttons?
Step buttons
I think it’s stuck
It doesn’t say anything about pressing, rubbing, slapping, or whipping.
'The hell happened there…
Sees sign
“Well, I guess I shouldn’t…”
“Cameras are watching”
“Okay, I’m getting mixed messages here.”
There was this girl back in college who wore really tight jeans. Every day. VERY tight, very revealing. Her name was Jen. She was known as Ms. Nitalia.
I like that they use the gender neutral “genitalia” like there is a chance that it’s not a penis that has been causing problems.
Women can have penises.
And men can have vaginas. But that’s unrelated to using the term “genitalia”.
I’m just pointing out that the term “penis” is still gender neutral.
At first I was annoyed by your comment, but then I realized that you are actually correct. I was just trying to use a word that included all types of genitalia and couldn’t think of a better one.
I think the correct terminology would be “sex neutral.”
Ah, I see what you meant. True.
I thought genitalia was that generation that grew up in Italy.
I love university signs, especially unofficial ones and misplaced ones
