has… has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯
(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)
It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used…
Real OGs remember Pakalu Papito before Xavier stole their face
7 Is wicked evil
This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks
How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.
Why is three the only one with briefs? Also who wears or sleeps in briefs?
Me. Idk if by briefs you mean tbe shorts or the undies but I sleep in the boxer shorts.
I do! My legs get hot damnit!
But the best is #1. Keeps you averagedly warm.
#1 + #3, weird otherwise … when it’s really cold in the winter ill combine 1, 3 and 7.
Where’s the ‘naked except for a sombrero’ option?
Goddammit! Always under-represented!
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Missing option: onesie.
If you’re a #7, you don’t belong in society and I have no shame in admitting it. You’re all sociopaths.

And there’s my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don’t know how she can feel that cold when she’s that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can’t even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.
Patent that and start a business. She could be an entropy-ne’er.
I read this comment and it took me several minutes for it to process.
11/10 amazing pun
I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I’m in the van, it’s winter and there’s no heating.
Mostly because drugs
Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?
Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?
heating is expensive
Definitely more than drugs.
Everything besides 3 and 6 is psychopath behavior. Number 7 is straight up “maybe just a little bit of eugenics is ok” territory.
I actually knew #7. She said she found feet so weird she prefers having socks on at all times except in the shower. Otherwise than the socks she was ok sleeping naked IIRC so I remember it being 7, but could’ve been undies + 7, I don’t really remember. I just found the socks part weird
Some of us have feet that are always cold ok
Right, and I’m not saying it should be illegal for you to pass on those genes, just maybe there should be a public list of 7s so the rest of us can make an informed decision about engaging with such degeneracy.












