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Wait, how many olives have you got in there?
None now.
4:38 am: There is another…
There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand…
But what if you ate 30 to 40 of them? Might change your mind…
Eewww id rather eat an olive
Balut?
Id actually rather that
surströmming?
Surströmming is not a food, it’s a controlled substance under Schedule 1 of the Chemical Weapons Convention.
Haggish?
Haggish
That’s either the knockoff version of haggis (because it’s hagg-ish) or Sean Connery saying it.
Maybe it’s haggis with weed?
Id actually rather that
There is a couple but olives are certainly way up there!
Can’t stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap
Every once in a while I read a comment that is exactly something I have said and today this is it. Everyone I know loves flavorless little black olives and I just love green (especially garlic stuffed) olives.
Add some London dry gin and you got yourself a deal.
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
Is olives the new beans?
This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
You can also try two beers. Just two beers.
Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women’s jeans!
Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW
The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔
Behold! The olive spork…
Waaa! Where do I find one?
What a must have!
Wouldn’t it feel strange having to tip a spoon over 90 degrees to eat a single olive? Mechanically unsound.
Tip the spoon? Have you never applied suction to ingest food?
n… yes?
The devil spoon!
Yeah, why’d they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?
You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?
15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.
no
What is this black magic you speak of
Imagine a normal olive, but big.
Imagining my dick
Imagining my dick, but big
Check pants.I’ve conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.
Until you wake up incredibly thirsty in the middle of the night
Good to know which users are funded by big olive.
Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.
This should include a line about drinking alcohol with all of these olives. The dehydration levels one would experience would be devastating.
You’re right, they can be used as tiny cups.
You’ll be fine! Don’t listen to the lies spread by big water!
Derek!
“This just in olives have been recalled due to contamination, what’s being recalled next?! Stay tuned to find out!” - the news in America
The only vegetable that hasn’t been recalled is Mitch McConnell.
You win the internet for today
I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.
I don’t buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.
You have not yet found a large enough jar.
Costco sells a half-gallon tub of Kalmata olives for 17 dollars.
Did I stutter?
My best friend literally did this last week. I sent her the meme. She has no regrets.
(But she also has POTS, so salt is a good thing for her!)
