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Cake day: July 22nd, 2026

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  • Airport and airline dependent. I’ve waited an hour and a half to check my car seat for a budget airline.

    TSA are equal opportunity haters and don’t care if you got to the airport two hours ago and your flight is in 30 minutes. They tell you to get in their line 2 hours before your flight and by god sometimes they are gonna make you wait two hours.



















  • I write to you all from the parents table.

    It began lame as hell. I was a single man with a married brother who had a young child. I was clearly there to keep them company.

    Later, there I was with my own child. At a table of people I didn’t know with children. Next to the goddamn speaker.

    Then, I’m happy to report, I was at one of my favorite cousins weddings. I was there with her oldest brother and his child my kids age. And a bunch of other people with kids that age. And it was awesome. Finally.

    I submit the best table at a wedding is one that you really fit in with. Whatever commonality that may be.