As an atheist I love Christmas and you can’t stop me.
The real spirit of Christmas is godless consumption, not Jesus.
You and me both!
Though before I engage in my pagan idolatry for Yule based nonsense, I’ll do some other pagan things for Halloween.
Or even a lotta.
it’s august you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off
Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.
I wouldn’t mind being engulfed.
My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.
december will be celebrating valentines and easter.
Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.
Amen. dark days are ahead. Use caution around televisions and radios. And for fucks sake, steer clear of the shopping centres. Liberate yourself from auditory tyranny - arm yourself with the best noise cancelling headphones or ear defenders in your reach - keep them close for at least the next 3 months, ESPECIALLY behind enemy lines. The terrorists can be around any corner. Stay strapped
My dude, we’re well into September.
edited, and my point is still fully valid
Yeah but you’re an over aggressive little bitch, so nullified
I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.
They had Eggnog at Costco today… Wtf
I kind of get that the big box stores don’t have a big storage room in the back, so they basically start to put some shit out soon after it arrives. But the nog? That shit is perishable.
what does that mean?
A moment of respite. A chance to steel oneself against the coming horrors.
The Scavenger’s Daughter has opened her eyes.
Well that implies a lot!
Yup, but remember, “There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege”.
I’m so fucking sick of this meme.
This worst kind of meme, the kind we’ll never get away from because it’s not at all based in popularity but in record company contractual obligation.
all i want for September is no Christmas
The groceriestore near where i live started selling christmas cookies a week ago. It’s no even fucking autumn!
“You ain’t much, but I want you for Christmas.”
EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a…
I will be continuing to listen to doom metal in honor of Halloween, and every other day of the year, thank you very much.
Scolopendra stirs.
spoiler
Boop!
Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live
So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s
Not hot everywhere. UK is cooling off a bit, almost been thinking of wearing trousers to work with how cool it has been getting in the mornings. Not yet though, maybe a few more weeks.
All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
honestly if you’re like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger
fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard
also what didn’t get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘
The “Iron Man” parody that starts off, “I AM SANTA CLAUS…!”
I prefer “Grandma got worked over by a mobster”. As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.
For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.
Ok yeah that one too. Insufferable greed is rampant enough…
Santa Baby and Baby it’s Cold Outside creep me tf out… Who thought either of those songs were a good idea to write…
It’s Feliz Navidad for me. Catchy enough to get stuck in my head, repetitive enough to be annoying while it’s in there.
