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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 days ago

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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 days ago
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  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml
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    18 days ago

    British people are not particularly attractive and classy, but they are not particularly overweight.

  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    IM FORVER BLOWING BUBBLES, PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR! WESTHAM! WESTHAM!

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      19 days ago

      Hi, I’m Bubbles

  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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    19 days ago

    How Spaniards see British People: (Symbolic depiction using non-human parts) image

    • America@sh.itjust.works
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      19 days ago

      British people are trans and laid flat against tile, got it.

      • torrigan@piefed.social
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        19 days ago

        goals tbh

    • BeerStainedBunny@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      19 days ago

      Why is the egg NSFW and should we be concerned?

      • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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        19 days ago

        They have a hobby: they get drunk and jump off their hotels’ balconies trying to land in the pool with different degrees of success.

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      19 days ago
      spoiler

      They fall off balconies when drunk on holiday

      • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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        They don’t fall, they jump trying to land inside the hotel’s pool.

  • decolo@piefed.social
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    19 days ago

    CAM ON INGERLAND

    • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.worldOP
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      19 days ago

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        19 days ago

        *Meanwhile in Germany*

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          18 days ago

          EINS ZWEI POLIZEI

        • autriyo@feddit.org
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          19 days ago

          HgichT is peak culture.

        • ShotDonkey@lemmy.world
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          17 days ago

          Ein Poliziiist mit Elfenoooohrn

        • DerEnder@lemmus.org
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          19 days ago

          I only see class. What’s wrong with it?

        • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world
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          19 days ago

          Meanwhile in Magaluf

    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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      19 days ago

      SCOR SUM FACKIN GOOLS

  • yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    18 days ago

    You wish… this is how we-eu sees murican (at young age, while mature muricans are twice that fatty).

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    19 days ago

    Europeans are right.

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      19 days ago

      Europeans are not wrong.
      *twizzles moustache villainously*

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Seeing people through movies vs tourists.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    familiarity breeds contempt

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    19 days ago

    Gotta be more specific. Scot, Irish, English or Welsh?

    • Raven8628@lemmy.zip
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      18 days ago

      The Irish aren’t British.

    • NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net
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      Why? They all act terrible on vacation, and Americans can’t tell them apart. 😄

      • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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        I dunno, I’m American and I can tell them apart. I can essentially understand the Brits, kinda understand the Scots, almost understand the Irish, and the Welsh are completely unintelligible.

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    18 days ago

    The top one is actually how Europeans think Americans see British people.

    You might not remember we actually dumped the tea into the harbor.

    We will never put beans on our toast.

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    Nah… I’m central European and that is not even close. Maybe for Europeans living near low cost turist atrections? Where I live English are maybe seen a bit posh, thinking thay are too special to be EU, decendents of big bed imperialist and such. While the scots are seen as trying to cosplay scandinavian. And I’m sorry to say we do not have any stereotype for the Welsh and Northern Irish whatsoever.

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    18 days ago

    Funny way of spellin foo’ie innit

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    Having been to England numerous times I can say they are not nearly as attractive as coastal Americans. The guy on bottom is their default in character creator probably in line at Greg’s for a sausage roll or six.

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    I grew up playing Runescape and I’ve chatted with enough british people over voice enough times to know the truth.

    • DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk
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      18 days ago

      Eh, we’re not all like dat, ya cheeky git!

  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Humans are traditionally endurance hunters, running things down.

    This should have prevented run-away belly fat storage like that.

    • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      The Starch Runner Hypothesis seems more plausible to me.

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        TIL.

        To me, the obvious answer is that humans were omnivores from the start. We have the forward facing eyes of predators, and teeth that can handle tearing and grinding.

        • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          Yeah probably, though more opportunistic than most people probably imagine. They’d likely only hunt when convenient, during migrations or such, and switch to different food sources the rest of the year. That’s how I imagine it at least.

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          similar to gorillas then?

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