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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    familiarity breeds contempt

  • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    *soccer.

  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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    2 months ago

    How Spaniards see British People: (Symbolic depiction using non-human parts) image

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      They fall off balconies when drunk on holiday

      • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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        They don’t fall, they jump trying to land inside the hotel’s pool.

    • America@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      British people are trans and laid flat against tile, got it.

      • torrigan@piefed.social
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        2 months ago

        goals tbh

    • BeerStainedBunny@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Why is the egg NSFW and should we be concerned?

      • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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        They have a hobby: they get drunk and jump off their hotels’ balconies trying to land in the pool with different degrees of success.

  • decolo@piefed.social
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    2 months ago

    CAM ON INGERLAND

    • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.worldOP
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      2 months ago

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        2 months ago

        *Meanwhile in Germany*

        • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          Meanwhile in Magaluf

        • ShotDonkey@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          Ein Poliziiist mit Elfenoooohrn

        • DerEnder@lemmus.org
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          2 months ago

          I only see class. What’s wrong with it?

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          EINS ZWEI POLIZEI

        • autriyo@feddit.org
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          HgichT is peak culture.

    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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      2 months ago

      SCOR SUM FACKIN GOOLS

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    2 months ago

    But Doctor, I am European.

  • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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    Europeans are right.

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      Europeans are not wrong.
      *twizzles moustache villainously*

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    They could be from the same British town

    • roboflop@feddit.uk
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      Came here to say this, our class system sucks balls.

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    I do have to defend the Scottish here.

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      To be fair, yes - I found the Scottish more approachable so far :)

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        I live in Jersey (New), but a friend of ours is from Scotland, our kids are all the same age. He and his family (when they were over for the World Cup) are all just super easy to shoot the shit with. Soft-spoken and an accent makes them difficult to understand at times, but cool people. Got nothing but good things to say about the Scots based off my limited experience.

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      How so?

      • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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        With fire and trebuchets. Duh.

        • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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          FREEEDOM!

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    So like… The US of Europe?

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      Something something apple, tree…

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        Something something shit, asshole…

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      Almost, they know how to queue.

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    Simple as, innit bruv?

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    Seeing people through movies vs tourists.

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    Gotta be more specific. Scot, Irish, English or Welsh?

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      Why? They all act terrible on vacation, and Americans can’t tell them apart. 😄

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        I dunno, I’m American and I can tell them apart. I can essentially understand the Brits, kinda understand the Scots, almost understand the Irish, and the Welsh are completely unintelligible.

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      The Irish aren’t British.

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    What about the TERFs?

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      BANG BANG

      Come on Ingerland!

      BANG BANG

      Stop being a facking cack for Jey Kay Rowling!

      BANG BANG

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    Humans are traditionally endurance hunters, running things down.

    This should have prevented run-away belly fat storage like that.

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      The Starch Runner Hypothesis seems more plausible to me.

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        TIL.

        To me, the obvious answer is that humans were omnivores from the start. We have the forward facing eyes of predators, and teeth that can handle tearing and grinding.

        • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          Yeah probably, though more opportunistic than most people probably imagine. They’d likely only hunt when convenient, during migrations or such, and switch to different food sources the rest of the year. That’s how I imagine it at least.

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          similar to gorillas then?

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    It is the same guy though. What a proper suit can do to a person.

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