Like this:


Definitely 1 cause the carp strikes me as a fish that wants to look cool.
It’s 2026. I I’m no Ichthyologists, but I think they’d be vaping.
hey everyone this dude’s three ichtyologists in a trench coat get 'em!
There is another hole you failed to consider.
Ah yes the ear hole, surely that is what you meant:-P.
Dolphins smoke from their neck
How could a fish smoke underwater?
Perhaps his existential crisis is a real “fish out of water” moment
If you understood how badly Big Tabacco wants to get rich, you would not ask that question.
I’ve been a smoker since 1993.
I just wanna know how to smoke underwater

That just raises more questions!
Obviously it leaves the water for a cigarette break. Have you never seen fish smoking on the river bank?

Well, the water enters the gills via the mouth…so obviously it would smoke using it’s mouth to inhale and gills to exhale smoke, making option 1 the only answer.
Don’t logic the poor moody fish
Make better “memes”
“no”
Yep

listen here, bucky
wow now the word makes sense
Wow, today I learned 🐟
Option 1, I have visual proof:

Why do people think gills are the nose?
2
Do you smoke through your nose?
If I remember correctly, fishes actually “breath” water through their mouth, and then pump it through their gills to extract the oxygen.
Not really the same thing…
I mean, do you put your cigarettes on your mouth or in your nostrils?
Yes
2
The cool way













