I like to think of someone have a trillion dollars to Mr. Rogers he would have been a trillionaire for like a day, losing the title almost immediately as he redistributed it appropriately.

Team ‘both’ checking in.

If you decide to act like a Nazi, you should die like a Nazi.

…and if you’re a trillionaire, you should die ASAP even if you act like Mr. Rogers - sorry duder but humanity cannot afford you.

Reconsider any of his actions through the lens of him deliberately wanting what’s worst for the US, and suddenly he makes a lot more sense.

He isn’t an idiot who doesn’t understand the wars he’s starting, blundering his way to failure; he’s a domestic enemy of the US doing everything in his power to weaken us.

He’s playing the village idiot because it fucking works - we give him the village idiot pass again and again because stupidity mitigates intent.

He’s a personification of the fucking Darth Jar Jar theory.

Hey wait a minute!

Fair enough. Good distinction.

Go work in an ER. The homeless are super susceptible to all kinds of diseases.

That doesn’t vindicate the marketing.

Oh, individually? We’re tied to the tracks. I was talking collectively, in which case we very much fucked up.

Spore devs say the evolution game’s previews were more ambitious than what they were actually making

Not often they just casually admit to false advertising like that.

Fake Christian History

As opposed to some other kind of Christian ‘history’?

It’s all fake… that’s how it and any other mythology works.

It is if you acknowledge who the perpetrator is, which isn’t Iran. America is one of many of Trump’s victims.

…course, Trump himself was the result of America shooting itself in the foot in the first place. Then instead of learning its lesson, shooting itself in the other foot one presidency later. So… I hate to victim blame, but we kinda stuck our dick in the hornet’s nest. This particular victimhood was glaringly foreseeable and easily avoidable. We’re getting what we asked for.

Apologies to the rest of the world for being the meth house of the global neighborhood.

It’s still kinda janky looking tbh. Like someone put a commercial airliner in MS Paint and just stretched everything away from where the wings meet the fuselage.

Fan theory: survivors of the Thanos snap still had half of their gut biome randomly die, so for the week following the snap, basically everything with a digestive tract had explosive diarrhea.

Then you have show computers

Definitely.

or an inbox of 50GB+ of emails over the last decade.

I didn’t think so? I do a mass delete every now and then, but there always seems to me more that it’s not displaying. /shrug

We have outlook classic at work, and that shit takes a solid 5 mins to actually load up my inbox enough to become functional.

Outlook has always been shit, the new AI slop is just fuel on the fire.

There is evidence, albeit not (publicly known at least) enough to be conclusive, which is that he frequented an island famous for pedophilia.

If you frequently visit a specific sandwich shop, I’m gonna call it a pretty safe assumption that you eat the sandwiches there. Fortunately, being a blackmail op, they’ll have kept pretty thorough records on who fucked who, so we shouldn’t have to rely on an assumption regardless of how safe it might be. Unfortunately, jack shit is being done about the Epstein files regardless of its contents, so the odds of Gates or Trump or any other (child)rapist on that list actually facing legal accountability is pretty much zero.

So, as with many issues over the last decade, we find ourselves in a familiar dichotomy: no justice, or vigilante justice. And we don’t seem to have the spine for the latter, so my money’s on no justice.

Hence the market for gas!

AI Data Centres ‘Provide Markets’ For Gas

Not just gas, but glass bottles and rags, and cigarette lighters too!

So… what’s everyone’s plan to celebrate guillotine day?

I’m not usually a fan of fireworks, but I’m kinda leaning toward fireworks…

Wouldn’t the easy fix there be to just exhale through your nose? Let the CO2 just escape, and use the hose only for inhalation.