It brings us love, get it!

Never speak to me or my emotional support box pile again

Instructions unclear, I smashed up all my walls but there was no food inside

At this point I think we’re trending closer to a universal ban on healthcare, de facto if not de jure.

Damn atheists! They ruined atheism!

They specialize in treating constiptation

All the migrant laborers left

Yeah, that’s what happened. Of their own volition, they just decided to take their labor elsewhere. Yep, mm-hmm. ICE I see no other reason for that.

Yes, but that’s not necessarily bad. The Flaming Dumpster can represent change, renewal, optimism, and opportunity.

Sailor Moonshine

Thought the gun was a squirt gun connected to the (wine? champagne? w/e) bottle, now that would’ve been classy

I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)

“Are you sure you’re not overthinking this?”

“Well great, now I’m worried about that too.”

I’ll give two answers

1. Final Fantasy XI. Main flaw is that I don’t have the time to put into it to justify a subscription.

2. Rocket League. Started taking itself way too seriously (both the game and player base).

Today I Dearned?

Or if you wanna go full Mitch Hedberg

I used to be in a weird place. I still am, but I used to be too.

Looks kinda like what that James guy that does photoshop requests would come up with

Sounds like it has 0 miaowgenta, that’s about as low as it gets

The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency

More like 6969 and the 5 is a red herring

Food is better when someone else makes it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯