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linsenchip@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

Those damned leftists!!!1!!

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Those damned leftists!!!1!!

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linsenchip@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sus to have abortion very next to boy(wife)'s kitchen… do that imply… mpreg?

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      14 days ago

      Well we do need more bees

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      15 days ago

      Is it safe to have that many bees near a meth lab?

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        14 days ago

        i’m not a beeologist or a methodist but i’d think so

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        Meth makes your blood sugar spike. That’s so they’d probably all od.

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    15 days ago

    Where is my pronoun bike garage?

    • AmyAye@nord.pub
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      15 days ago

      Seriously, what kind of right centrist home nonsense is this image.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      15 days ago

      Bi-cycles for everyone!

      fingerguns

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      I’m more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He’ll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.

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    15 days ago

    You had me at homes.

    • jimmy90@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      and the cheeky terrorism

      cute!

      might delete later

    • homes@piefed.world
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      15 days ago

      Sup

      • DeLancre@piefed.social
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        15 days ago

        I want you

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          15 days ago

          To want me

          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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            14 days ago

            I need you

            • FernMD@lemmy.ml
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              14 days ago

              To become drastically more affordable

  • TheFermentalist@reddthat.com
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    I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule

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    Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen

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      Then do you even need a gay room?

    • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world
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      15 days ago

      Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife

      • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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        We have a match…

      • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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        Oh yeah? Well i wanna … boy. … my fuckwife… dammit you guys already took the good ones

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      Funny, I want a boywife in my kitchen!

  • OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net
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    The patio where I keep my weed smoking girl friends.

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    It’s not far off from the time I was living with a gay throuple and one other in a 100m2 apartment.

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    All residential bathrooms are trans bathrooms.

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    It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.

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    How high is the rent? I… ahm a friend of me might be interested.

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    If you need me I’m at the Sex before Marriage Lounge.

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    “Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!”

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    Is the “Gay Room” being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅

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    I’m here for the trans bathroom. I’ll be using it all day. Try and prove i wasnt born the opposite to what I am before ive finished pissing.

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      That’s what I’m saying, I’m tired of whiping out and touching my genitals a foot from a complete stranger

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        you just don’t have the right music playing in your head

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      I might do it sitting. I might do it standing. Just to keep those mfers guessing.

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