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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前

The Cure To Nord Loneliness

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The Cure To Nord Loneliness

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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前
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  • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 天前

    all the races in skyrim seem less magical and kind of weird since I grew up and learned that Nords are just white people and khajit are sinti/roma, redguards are black people etc.

    although… I could see a cool mod or a future installment with like a really cool khajit shanti town or something

  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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    3 天前

    More fetishisation of Khajiit women from the Nord Supremacist far right. The beast ancestries want equal rights, not your dicks! /j

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    3 天前

    Either that, or argonian. No in-between for me.

  • dregan@lemmy.world
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    3 天前

    Only if you have coin.

  • icerunner_origin@startrek.website
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    3 天前

    This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

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    3 天前

    Nords don’t take kindly to your weird furry bullshit.

    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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      3 天前

      Oh no! Anyway…

    • EonNShadow@pawb.social
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      3 天前

      You’re going to spend your whole life being ‘normal?’

      Sounds pretty weird to me, life’s too short for conformity

      • basically the entire userbase of pawb.social
      • Abyssian@lemmy.world
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        Nah, I’m crazy as fuck just not crazy enough to want to fuck animals.

        • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipOP
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          3 天前

          yeah. if i were an animal fucker i’d post a meme about bosmer wives.

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    3 天前

    She has sex if you have coin.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      3 天前

      Or moon sugar

  • cristigyk@piefed.social
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    3 天前

    do khajiit females have six or eight tiddies?

    • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipOP
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      Dunno. Every time I try to count them they yell for the guards.

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    3 天前

    cougars*

  • Technus@lemmy.zip
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    3 天前

    It’s a real shame that both khajits and argonians sound like 80 year old smokers.

    God Howard couldn’t let them be too fuckable, I guess.

    • Free Trampoline!?@sh.itjust.works
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      3 天前

      What do you mean, doll?

    • zikzak025@lemmy.world
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      3 天前

      Speak for yourself, some people are into that

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    3 天前

    She’s got nothing on a lusty argonian maid.

    • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 天前

      lizard milk > cat milk

      • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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        3 天前

        Lizards don’t produce milk, humanoid lizard breasts are therefor entirely for sexual reasons.

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          Tbf, aren’t the argonians in lore basically magically bioengineered by some intelligent trees in order to have a means to keep tabs on and defend themselves from the world outside their forest? It’s not really absurd for them to have some mammalian traits if they’re intentionally designed to interact with mammals and not naturally evolved. (actually, is anything naturally evolved in that setting, rather than being directly designed by deities?)

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            3 天前

            The snow elves were made blind and gross by the deep elves!

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            3 天前

            Well, not like “ape to hominid” evolved. More like “Babylonian to Iran”.

            But I also don’t think we have much game lore about some of the origins of pre-Atmorans and pre-Yokudans.

        • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          3 天前

          I mean, not with that kind of attitude they don’t.

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          3 天前

          No sorry they hold nutrients for eggs

        • pebbles@sh.itjust.works
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          3 天前

          I agree. Though I was hesitant to upvote since upvotes are public.

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            3 天前

            thank goodness replies are private

  • Klear@piefed.world
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    3 天前

    Only if you have coin.

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    3 天前

    They look like they would eat me as soon as I feel asleep

    • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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      3 天前

      That’s what makes it exciting!

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      3 天前

      That’s how I want to go.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipOP
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      3 天前

      Now you’re thinking like a true son of Skyrim!

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