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Cake day: February 13th, 2026

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  • Cutting someone’s brake lines always seemed like a really stupid way to try and hurt them, it seems to me. Unless they happen to already be parked at the top of a very steep hill or something, it’s probably not going to do shit.

    A) Before even getting into the car, the driver might notice puddles of brake fluid around the wheels and know that there’s a problem.

    B) Pretty much every modern car requires that you press on the brakes to shift out of park. And with hydraulic brakes, the moment you push on that brake pedal, it’s going to be immediately apparent that something is wrong – it will easily depress all the way to the floor with no resistance. Someone would have to be pretty stupid to ignore that obvious warning sign and shift out of park anyway.

    C) Even if they do try to start driving, that’s probably going to start with just pulling out of a parking space. Especially if they happen to be backing out of the parking space, they’re immediately going to use the brakes to stop and then change back to a forward direction … and at that point, they’ll immediately notice that their brakes aren’t working. And since they’re moving at very slow speeds at that point, the worst that’s likely to happen is a minor fender-bender.

    D) Even if they somehow manage to get up to significant speed before noticing the brake problem, any decent driver should be able to bring their car safely to a stop during brake failure, using engine braking and/or the parking brake. Or, in worst case scenario, grinding the side of the car against a wall or guardrail.

    E) Even if they don’t manage to stop the car in time, modern cars are quite safe. Even in a major wreck, the victim is likely to walk away from it with only minor injuries.

    All in all, it seems like a really stupid way to try and hurt someone … which, I suppose, means it makes perfect sense for the DOGE crowd.









  • Wait, I just randomly had the perfect idea for your situation!

    Line the inside of your plastic pots with aluminum foil!

    Aluminum foil is relatively affordable and easy to get, and it will provide a long-lasting, food safe, and completely impermeable barrier between the plastic and the plant inside. If possible (given the size of your pots), you’d want to apply it all in one piece, but if the pots are too big for one continuous piece of aluminum foil to cover, you can join two or more sheets of aluminum foil by folding the edges together tightly.


  • Imagine paying for TV that has tons of ads in it.

    During a brief period when Youtube’s anti-adblocker tech was one step ahead of my adblockers, I had to watch 20 seconds of an ad before I could skip it. And that alone was filling me with a dangerous amount of rage. (The only thing it made me want to buy was lots of explosives.) I really don’t understand how people tolerate watching normie TV where a solid 1/3 of the airtime is dedicated to obnoxious ads.









  • When you join the ranks of internet/technology master, you get sorted into one of 5 houses:

    1. Furry (Seems the most normal of the bunch … until you get to know them well enough for them to unmask and reveal their true self. Has some very niche fetishes you’ve never heard of.)

    2. Weeb (Kind of like a furry in some ways (just with anime waifus instead of anthropomorphic animals), but likely less kind and accepting and more likely to be right-wing and some flavor of bigot. 60% probability of having a highly encrypted folder on their computer that would get them in big trouble if the FBI found it.)

    3. Incel Creep (Your sterotypical neckbeard. Big into UFC and posting creepy things in the comment sections of xvideos (they’re already banned from PornHub for this). Doesn’t wash his ass because “that’s gay”.)

    4. LinkedIn Lunatic (techbro billionaire worshipper, obsesed with conspicuous consumption, income, and career growth; likely also an incel if they’re not wealthy, will have a trophy tradwife if they are wealthy.)

    5. Tin Foil (Has spent more time and energy on computer security than what’s actually being secured. Endless conspiracy theories about shadowy government agencies … some of which are probably true. Has a dead man’s switch set to incinerate his house and everything inside if he goes more than 5 days without disabling it. Owns a small plot of land way out in the desert in Nevada, purchased through a series of shell corporations, which he tells absolutely nobody about, not even his own family.)