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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Flock of scissors

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Flock of scissors

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    3 months ago

    Pairs of scissors, obviously.

  • fleebleneeble@reddthat.com
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    3 months ago

    Scissi

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Scisodes.

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    A lesbian couple.

    • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Scissor me timbers

    • Billegh@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      A queer of scissors

    • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’ve adopted the phrase “lip reading” to replace “scissoring.”

  • edinbruh@feddit.it
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    3 months ago

    Two pairs of scissors

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      Also a pair of a pair of scissors.

      • Joeffect@lemmy.world
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        That would just be one pair of scissors while this is clearly two pairs of scissors

    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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      I see three pairs of a kind, I win.

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        3 months ago

        ☝️You, probably

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    A quartet of scissors.

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    3 months ago

    four scissors

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    A pair of pairs of scissors.

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      3 months ago

      A pair squared of scissors

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    3 months ago

    scissorses

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    3 months ago

    Pair of scissorses

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    Attempted murder

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    Scisters

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    3 months ago

    It’s a troupe of scissors!

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    3 months ago

    Multi-scissor drifting!

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    3 months ago

    Scissors2

  • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s like fish

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      One fish, two fish

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        Red fish, blue fish

    • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Multiple fish of Multiple species would be fishes.

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      So, if you have a couple, would that be a school of scissors?

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        I would prefer it called a clip of scissors but sure.

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