Pairs of scissors, obviously.
Scissi
Scisodes.
A lesbian couple.
Scissor me timbers
A queer of scissors
I’ve adopted the phrase “lip reading” to replace “scissoring.”
Two pairs of scissors
Also a pair of a pair of scissors.
That would just be one pair of scissors while this is clearly two pairs of scissors
I see three pairs of a kind, I win.

☝️You, probably
A quartet of scissors.
four scissors
A pair of pairs of scissors.
A pair squared of scissors
scissorses

Pair of scissorses
Attempted murder
Scisters
It’s a troupe of scissors!
Multi-scissor drifting!
Scissors2
It’s like fish
One fish, two fish
Red fish, blue fish
Multiple fish of Multiple species would be fishes.
So, if you have a couple, would that be a school of scissors?
I would prefer it called a clip of scissors but sure.














