We’d be doing the T-pose but unironically
Like an unrendered humanoid character model in a video game
But if you wrapped muscles around the rigid bone frame, we could probably still wriggle and flop about. We’d find a way, it’d be okay.
T pose with serifs on the T, probably
Bone Apple Pie
I once met a person with Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Her bones were fusing together and over time she became more and more immobile. She’s probably dead now. I hope that answers your questions.
That’s horrible. In the end, did she get chucked into her grave like a frisbee?
I heard they just propped her up in the foyer. She probably looked like the image on the right.
Why not none? Bones are a terrible affliction.
Fuck off with your bullshit again, octopus. We don’t have a damned choice.
I’ve been found out!
- ink cloud go! Swimaway swimaway!
Adjusts monicle and puts flat cap back on. That some of a bitch… We were so close this time.
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I’m having flashbacks to creationist boner dinosaurs
OP’s mom doesn’t seem to mind
You can add new bones to your body any time you please
I’m having my doctor remove mine,rather i’m trying to he’s not being very cooperative
I already have boneitis. If I could just get rid of my bones…
Are you hitting on me??
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I have one big bone right now. Hey, baby
Flexibility. If everything was a thick, rigid bone we would be far less agile.
Energy. I imagine maintaining bone density for thicker bones would require more food to be consumed.
Medical. Breaking bigger bones would be more traumatic and debilitating than breaking smaller bones.
Why do I keep seeing the stuff I see in Instagram in lemmy?
Off we’re only had one bone then dogs would need to be way bigger and probably wouldn’t be our friends.
Reject articulation; become dog biscuit
People would be intentionally breaking bones, for “super-human” flexiblity.
There would be no need for muscles with only one bone
Dog treat kinda bone
I have but one bone to give!
Humans are the only ape not to have a penis bone.
i feel cheated somehow.
I’m glad we don’t. Makes us more flexible so we can fuck in many different positions and angles. Could you imagine doing all of doggy style and missionary and cowgirl and reverse cowgirl and riding and all the other positions with a dick that can’t bend like a willow branch? Oof
Lol I’d be keeping a tally on how many I broke off. You don’t actually want that.
That is a horrifyingly more elaborate piece of equipment than what I would have expected
Ok I do get why we aren’t just one big bone, but why don’t our palms and feet fuse?
Because then they would be immobile without any joints between the bones. If they were one big bone, they’d essentially be a block of wood shaped like a hand/foot
Those are the ones we move the most.
Can you imagine stepping on a rock when every bone in your foot/ankle is fused?
Seems like a recipe for broken bones and never being able to run anywhere, ever.
Edit: I shouldn’t need to explain why the bones in your hands aren’t fused, assuming this initial comment isn’t a joke in the first place.
No actually this was good I forgot about rocks and that we also bend our palms to grip things. Sometimes u get a brain fart
Sometimes brain need help
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