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MintyFresh@lemmy.worldto
The Onion@midwest.social•Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.English
15·2 days agoI was in Hollywood, looking to add to my tech bro portfolio. I’d been dodging peter thiels satanic priests all afternoon. I stumbled through a tent city, I was feeling drowsy due to fentanyl contact high. After I had kungfoo-ed a gang of immigrant criminals, I saw the studios.
I wandered over, bloody and bruised but victorious. I was in an instant surrounded by stars and starlets, the who’s who. Glitz and glamour. A fat man in a suit waddled up to me, it’s almost as if he could smell my crypto. He said all this cood be mine for 3.50. I spun and threw my arms to the heavens in victorious ecstasy. As I looked back, I realized it was the godamn lock ness monster.
How can you tell?
MintyFresh@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•I Went All-In on AI. The MIT Study Is Right.English
52·3 days agoYou just won capitalism. You and musk can go to Mars now. Well send a postcard
MintyFresh@lemmy.worldto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•A rogue object so strange, scientists aren’t sure what to call it.English
3·4 days agoOnly a few short galactic years off!
MintyFresh@lemmy.worldto
Canada@lemmy.ca•Tim Hortons lobbied MPs for more temporary foreign workers over last 18 months
0·7 days agoThank you! I’ve got nothing against immigration, it’s an important part of any healthy society. But I always bristled at the idea we need them to do our shit jobs.
What does that say about us as a society that we can’t build our own homes, serve our own food? That we need a steady supply of desperate dark skinned people to fill these roles at rates we would turn our noses up at? Nothing good.
From the Wikipedia page for Saint Nicholas
Other early stories tell of him calming a storm at sea, saving three innocent soldiers from wrongful execution, and chopping down a tree possessed by a demon.
Summer sausage. Onions and pickle sliced real thin, but a generous portion nonetheless. Copped spinach, splash of rice vinegar. On sourdough with mayo. 10/10
Burn thine heathen I say!
Baja blast as written is universal. Even uncontacted tribes know what’s up with Baja blast
MintyFresh@lemmy.worldto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•The Fear Taking Hold Among Indiana RepublicansEnglish
0·11 days agoWest Virginia at least gave us a couple of cool country bangers. Idaho has contributed ku klux clan
MintyFresh@lemmy.worldto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•The Fear Taking Hold Among Indiana RepublicansEnglish
0·11 days agoTexas at least has good food, an interesting music scene. I assure you Indiana is just as loud racist and obnoxious with absolutely no cool stuff
I started and ended with mint. Donknow about video editing, but it just worked. It’s like everything windows p should have been. No bs, easy interface, easy to fix. Do it
MintyFresh@lemmy.worldto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•The Fear Taking Hold Among Indiana RepublicansEnglish
0·12 days agoIndiana leads the nation in cruelty, stupidity and selfishness. I’ve always said it was the worst state.
I started leaving one bud out when I’m in a public crowded place. You gotta be aware of your surroundings for many reasons, politeness being one
Some hydrogen definitely, probably a lil helium
MintyFresh@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Another angle of this modern art installation
0·15 days agoI’m sorry, but this looked super easy to un fuck. The bottom driver just had to pull forward a bit and to the right, enough for the guy on the right to get through. I don’t think they were “stuck” so much as this was a cool photo with a click baity title.












Squash. The vines are thorny and help deter animals munching your corn. Its called the Three Sisters