Sorry to interrupt the corn posting 🌽
Anyway if you thought it was AI like me, thankfully it’s not. It’s some cosplay group called gothic.losangles on Insta.
You know why Santa is so happy? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Ho, ho, ho. Ho.
This Santa has one extra.
(j/k)
No way Santa might finally give me what I’ve been asking for the past 5 years
Edit: Here’s a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV
i was gonna ask you for exactly this but you already posted it ^^
First it was Maga Jesus, then Maga Santa. What next? Maga Barbara Streisand?
So… drows?
Santa stole my present, he better run
Santa’s got magical old man strength. He works with reindeer all day. He’s probably super jacked. Look at the women he pulls.
I have super strength, I shoot lasers through my eyes and I can fly so yeah santa is in trouble.
Goth Elves - New Kink Unlocked?
Called a Drow.
Pic for reference:
Hilariously I thought it was nuns at first glance
He’s going to find out who’s naughty and nice
Santa is gonna be getting a piece of coal this Christmas … and it will be worth it.
The coal will never burn as hot
As propane?
Santa, can I, 👉👈, see that specific naughty list, please?
Does anyone have a way to access Instagram content without joining that site, like there is for twitter?
For reasons.
Edit: never mind I found it in another comment…
Homeboy about to sleigh some shit
So they are ‘cosplaying’ as goth hotties? I don’t think much cosplaying is involved there.
nah, folks🧵 forget St.Nick bagged the OG ᚷᚩᚦ
He already knows where ALL the naughty girls live but he has to go to the mall and take the goth baddies?!
Of course he has to, how else is he going to give them to you for christmas?
“And what’s this squirming bag under the tree?? You guys! You didn’t!”
I don’t think he’s “taking” anything. It’s not his fault they flock to him.
They want to turn him. Move that N to the end.
Sata Clausen
Hahaha, I love it.
more like “sata clausn”
