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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

My birds? Stoned.

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My birds? Stoned.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de
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    20 hours ago

    My coffin? Nailed.

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    22 hours ago

    My bulls? On parade

  • gmtom@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    Your goose being cooked is a bad thing though?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      hey everyone look at salmonella tom here likes his goose raw

      • Rookeh@startrek.website
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        21 hours ago

        I like my geese free and thriving

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          21 hours ago

          they will be free to thrive in my belly.

  • theorychapter@sh.itjust.works
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    24 hours ago

    Hotel? Trivago.

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    24 hours ago

    My slugs? Salted.

  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    your milk?

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Uncried over?

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        1 day ago

        Lapped up

  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    My shit? Worked out.

  • Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app
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    2 days ago

    Lucky birds

  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    How you gonna write all that and forget about horses

  • Aedis@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Your jimmies? Rustled.

  • mercano@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    That bridge? Reached & crossed.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Reached, crossed, and burned down.

    • Grimy@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I misread the instructions and burned mine. I was soo close to getting the full list right.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        Eh, water under the place-where-the-bridge-used-to-be.

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      You didn’t have the courage to write “came to.” 🌉 🥵

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      And under that bridge? Water.

      • Tiresia@slrpnk.net
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        And out of that water? A fish.

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          2 days ago

          And into a frying pan I presume

          • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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            1 day ago

            Briefly, before going into the fire.

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    2 days ago

    Well look at Mr Many Baskets. I keep mine all in one, much more efficient and nothing can possibly go wrong. Surely.

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    My monkeys? in a barrel.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      With the fish that you shot?

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    My monkeys? Brassed.

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      My monkey? Spanked.

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      2 days ago

      Your cold Medina? Funkied.

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      Funky.

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        town

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      2 days ago

      barreled?

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    2 days ago

    My cannon? Loose. My boat? Rocked. (Because of the loose cannon.)

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      My worm, eaten.

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        21 hours ago

        I’m having way too much fun with this

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        2 days ago

        Temba, his arms wide.

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          Lemmy, the comments posted.

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        my mom’s face, stepped on.

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          My rocks, thrown.

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