Sorry, it’s always been a microtransaction economy

There are cheat codes. They’re just for the wealthy.

Sorry but when’s the last time we had games had built in cheat codes?

I’d say the current game of life matches the video game industry pretty well, it’s all pay to win and most of us don’t have the money to even finish the game.

🔔 Neeeew achievement!

“Didn’t Ask For This DLC”

You have noticed that life keeps increasing in difficulty without providing additional save slots, cheat codes, or refund options. The developers are aware of the issue. They don’t care.

Reward: A loot box. It’s empty.

You don’t have access to cheat codes because you’re the character, not the player

World Tier has increased.

What? No, what…?

World Tier has increased.

Wait, stop!! I’m not even doing anything!?

World Tier has increased.

Oh there are cheat codes - you just have to be born rich enough to use them

I’d be fine with a meaningful sense of progression over cheat codes.

And some equipment.

My life is like a videogame, trying hard to beat the stage. All while I am still collecting coins…

The crushing realization when you can’t dodge roll away all life’s problems

If you want cheats you need to pay