And Bike is short for Bichael.
Ironically, the T-rex is shit at T posing.
Um, thanks?
Then what’s a V-neck?
different story, same reason. That was named for its inventor, Johnny Veeneck, who was a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
You mean Johan Ven Eck. I think he was Dutch.
Velociraptor
Who then eats your neck.
Vulcanodon neck, duh
That picture confused the fuck out of me. I was like how the fuck does it only have bones in like 1/4 of it’s body? Then I read the caption 😂
Nah nah, that caption is wrong. It only had these bones, so when it would walk it would be flapping all over the place with its neck like a dildo.
Narrator: “It’s not.”
Second Narrator: “Shhhhh”
Third narrator : “Do I even get paid?”
Second Narrator: “It’s always about money with you. Paid this pay that. This is why we broke up.”
First Narrator: It’s not.
Fourth narrator: So much later that the old narrators got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.
Narrator Union Rep: How long have these Narrators been working every day?
Fifth narrator: boot to the head! boot to the head! boot to the head!
It was too Tyrannosaurus shirt dudes. you’ve lost sight of the joke.
I was gullible enough to believe it for a moment. Sigh
But you see. Im going to call it that anyway, just to add more whimsy and dinosaur jokes to the world.
If you have to explain the joke…
If someone has to explain to you how jokes work… (see other replies)
It’s the tweet equivalent of comedic timing.
It’s a punchline. It needs to be there even if it’s self-explanatory for some people.
…then pick a smarter audience?
I thought the second post was the joke, not the explanation.
Fewer pixels, you got it boss!
Only a couple
