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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days ago
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  • magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    But they should

  • Pissmidget@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    Ah, the classic “two cocks in the same canoe”. A workaround is using bigger sausages.

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      You can also slice the sausage halfway down the middle for more sauce area.

      • PostProcess@lemmy.world
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        20 days ago

        Frikandel has entered the chat…

        • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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          19 days ago

          I feel doxed

      • wuffah@lemmy.world
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        20 days ago

        slice the sausage halfway down the middle

  • cubism_pitta@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv26ynEYb3s

    This was the first thing that came to my mind

    it does look right though… and enjoyable!

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    This isn’t a shitpost, it’s just a good idea.

    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      20 days ago

      Seriously, my first thought was, “Why isn’t this a thing?”

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        20 days ago

        Something about physics or geometry. Because theyre cylindrical when you grip the bun sideways you get 2 saucy weiners slapping you in the face.

        Which I appreciate sounds like a good time to some, but its hot and messy. Which I appreciate sounds like a good time again.

        • guy_threepwood@lemmy.world
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          20 days ago

          You could add a third on top for more efficient stacking?

          • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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            19 days ago

            You might need a trifold bun to securely handle a hotdog pyramid

        • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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          19 days ago

          So you would say the second weiner makes it… sloppy?

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          20 days ago

          Now I’m hungry horny

          • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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            20 days ago

            Stay the hell away from MY fridge! I have butter in there, you freak!

            • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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              20 days ago

              I cant believe its not butter it didnt stop him

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    20 days ago

    Look, if you want to have 2 weiners stuffed in your mouth at the same time, you are free to do so in the privacy of your own home.
    But don’t make me watch that when I’m at the sportsball game, it makes me jealous.

    • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
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      20 days ago

      I want them in my buns.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    20 days ago

    hotdogordita?

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    Now do it with a fried chicken bun!

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    20 days ago

    I’ve eaten a double hotdog a couple times. The bun wasn’t twice as wide but twice as long. So it had to be thicker so the meat to bun ratio was actually smaller. It’s the first thing you eat hung over at a music festival so who cares.

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    20 days ago

    MKfJlLsKy7UpIK1.jpg

    This is how the people in Nuremberg eat Bratwurst.

    Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.

    • StillAlive@piefed.world
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      20 days ago

      Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.

      Once again?

      What else are you referring to?

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        20 days ago

        I think they’re referencing jojo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ElkIqJXGE

        Though, the jojo character is a nazi and does a nazi salute in the moment.

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        20 days ago

        Hamburger obviously

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          Don’t get a hamburger in Hamburg, they’re terrible. The fish sandwiches are good though.

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        20 days ago

        Bottom-hung window

        • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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          19 days ago

          wow! windows you cannot clean! wunderbar!

          • Sv443@sh.itjust.works
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            19 days ago

            They tilt vertically as well as horizontally. Cleaning them is much easier than North American sliding windows.

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      19 days ago

      What I’d give for a single loaf of German bread

    • Damarus@feddit.org
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      20 days ago

      Boah jetzt drei im Weckla

    • fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      20 days ago

      Pardon my Spanish but how do you call that in German? I know english has no word for “stuff between normal breads”, that’s not a sandwich. In Spain we call it “bocata”. Do you have a distinct word to differentiate from a sandwich?

      It’s a pet peeve of mine, alongside calling everything “salami”.

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        It’s a pet peeve of mine, alongside calling everything “salami”.

        Spoken like a true salami.

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        In English they are called Sub from “submarine sandwich”, based on traditional Italian style sandwiches that are the same as Bocatas. That is also where Subway restaurants get their name.

        But yes, the issue is that nor in Germany nor England have the “normal” bread, which they call Baguette.

        The closest thing I would say for Germans is a Brötchen, which in Spanish would be like a panecillo. What you are seeing in the picture is a Bratwurst Brötchen

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      19 days ago

      What condiments are on it? Relish?

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        Relishes aren’t really a thing in Germany, so, traditionally you only put mustard on a Bratwurstbrötchen. However, the sausage itself already contains herbs and spices, like a copious amount of marjoram, some pepper, mace, allspice, and sometimes wild garlic, caraway, or ginger.

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    20 days ago

    just wait till you hear about tunnbrödsrulle

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      20 days ago

      Plant dog

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        20 days ago

        See also:

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      She wouldn’t want to be a hypocrite 🤷🏻

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    The Zips in a town I lived in had double and triple dogs, as well as adding one or two to their array of single to triple burgers. Trick is to cut the dogs in half longways then you can shove all manner and amounts of meat between various buns

  • normacenva@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Who ordered the Frotdog?

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