Living his best life.
How dare he not conform to your religious ideology!
This smile says it all.
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
He died for your sins.
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.
And MY AXE!
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you’ll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
That got weird fast
That’s better.
Thanks, that was hell on mobile.
Rehance, Dehance, and drop out
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And they said art was dead
It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.
It is really a meme if it doesn’t have boomer aspect ratio issues?
Jesus didn’t die for good cropping
Jesus didn’t die for you, Jesus didn’t die for me. Jesus didn’t die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I’m onto something here)
Anyway, here’s Wonder Wall
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the ‘Hub’, that will show him.
I wouldn’t wish that on my medium enemies. There’s pokemon porn. There’s ninja turtle porn. There’s freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forced feminiz… I need to go to pornhub
I think it’s time we take a stand for what we believe in
I’ll take a number one and two number threes
You don’t got sell it so hard man…
Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far for this.
I’m a massage therapist and I’ll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.
What a motherfucking G.
That’s supposed to be a punishment? They’re letting him brag
Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.
Cuck your uncle?
He’s into it.
In other words: a totally normal kid
Quickly, drug him!
but not the weed!
Not sure what to do
Have you tried not being lame and smoking pot while tossing off with him?
If my mom masturbated next to me, that would probably have suppressed my sexdrive well into my 80s.
If your mom masturbates next to me it would just be another tuesday. Gottem!
Ok but what about your dad?
The surest way to make a teenager think something is not cool (and thus, stop doing it), is for the parent to show an interest in doing it with them.
Someone gets it.
Now when you say “with him”…
An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.
“Out of control” means different things to christo-fascists.
To them, it means ‘doesn’t do exactly what I say at all times’.
I mean I guess that is technically “out of [their] control”
A christofascist literally called the police on me a couple weeks ago and called me “out of control” to them for somehow walking past her disrespectfully. She doesn’t know I know where she lives and I’m trying very hard to be the better person (read, I’m trying not to make her feel unsafe in her home the rest of her miserably short life by, I don’t know, putting a bunch of horror movie posters on her windows in the middle of the night so when she wakes up she thinks she’s gone to hell. Along my business card, letting her to know it was me. Self control is hard sometimes.) but I am a horrible person and this is well established. I should just tell some bottle kids where she lives.
Start a GoFundMe for the posters. I’ll pitch in if you record it.
I already have them
Go with the bottle kids for sure.
Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.
“Don’t come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping.”
OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad… whatever.
Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.
Porn can be a similar conversation, “here’s why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can’t decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought.”
Punishment like this all but guarantees he won’t ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.
