Learn how to speak like AI
This has nothing to do with grammar.
Doesn’t matter, it’s a very useful list to counter tik-tok brain damage.
Stop saying very
If we are trying to counter brain damage then it actually does matter that we use the correct words for things.
One could say it’s the very thing we need.
Listen, I’m too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.
Listen, I’m too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.
Listen, I’m fatigued beyond imagination and incapable of reading this prosaic litany of mundane drivel.
That is something up with which I will not put.
Verily.
I’m very delighted
*I’m hard
Verility confirmed
Very very.
I say super instead. Or soooooo if I’m super super _.
But I like sounding like Trump. Some of us are lazy pal.
Where shit?
Toilet?
Okay I’ll say really instead.
very cool, thank you.
You’re very welcome.
Left is American English, right is British 🇬🇧
Very helpful
You can put ‘very’ before every suggested alternative. What then?
When very then?
I teach foreign language students and they often write about how their food was “very delicious”, and it always sounds so jarring to me. There are a lot of really strong words that native speakers tend to not use very with.
eg:
very difficult task / very monumental task
very good cooking / very superb cooking
very happy man / very elated manFor some reason intensifiers like so and such don’t have those restrictions:
The task was very/so monumental.
It was very/such superb cooking.
He was very/so elated.Bring ‘fucking’ into it and even native speakers say how fucking delicious the food was.
It’s funny how it suddenly appears to work with “fucking” but “very” is weird.
Send this list to Trump. His vocabulary is about 200 words.
