I saw it when it was broadcast and for whatever reason it stuck in my memory.

The failed sitcom, The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer episode #1 entitled “A.O.L.: Abe On-Line”, depicts Abraham Lincoln as obsessed with telegraph sex.

So the pharmacist says, “I’ve got just the thing to stop that coffin!”

You’re hired.

What are the CO2 canisters for?

Which one?

Your neighbor’s open wifi.

Generally, a preliminary injunction will be called for if the action is harmful and irreversible, if delaying it while the question is resolved wouldn’t cause significant problems for the party being sued, and if the requesting party is likely to win the lawsuit anyway.

You can take a religious oath (Bible optional) or you can make a non-religious affirmation.

“Did you get all that?”

Yes

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When I googled that was the list I got, but I know that California, at least, still has in-person voting too.

California has “universal mail-in voting”, not “mail-only”. Meaning every voter is eligible to vote by mail, not that in-person voting is unavailable.

What states are “by mail only”?

The lunch arrangements will vary greatly by age/grade level. A high school is more likely to have the canteen style while an elementary school is more likely to have the cafeteria style. In either case, bringing a lunch from home is also reasonably common.

The author of the article is trying way too hard to imply that the study predicts more and worse earthquakes.

For example, they open with:

Just a week after a 3.9 magnitude earthquake rocked the Hayward Fault in Oakland

Which just makes me laugh. They clearly just checked the USGS site for the largest recent quake in the area, and might not even realize just how puny and mundane a 3.9 is.

Wow, they had a 2-bedroom unit with a view of the Golden Gate Bridge and were only paying $3,695?

I don’t think you understand what “mass murder” means.

But that’s not what it means to the public

I know that. That’s why I’m saying something.