This is an ad. The “bRaNd GeTs sLamMeD” is just the shittiest viral marketing technique from the 2010s. Do better, lemmy.
Don’t worry, I still have no desire to purchase pepsi. This post has left me entertained yet unmoved.
When I drink Pepsi it’s always just after I’ve asked for coke.
That’s the saddest thing I’ve read all day. 😭
Petition to rename the beverage “Annie’s boobs”
Oh no! Low quality posts in a shitposting community? Not on my watch!
Limit testing the highest pressure situations on the highest earning individuals.
They allegedly perform well under pressure.
Let’s find out! 🪨
When you put “can work under high pressure” on your resume
(About 110 MPa)
MPa? Mega-Pennsylvanias?
How much is that in football fields?
At least 3 burgers squared
The American measurement system is so gloriously random it puts Calvinball to shame.
120 giga-grand-pianos-per-football-field.
I never even thought of calling 1000 kilopascals a MEGAPASCAL. Haven’t dealt with physics or anything since the cup of coffee that was my college career, so I don’t exactly go around using it, but I love it. I just love it.
Can I get that in number of elephants standing on my chest?
Technically they dropped the E in Pepsi
It’s at the end of “more.”
Oh you’re absolutely right! 10 out of 10 post
Just want to take a moment to appreciate the creativity within constraints.
This person carries the spirit of bobby tables within them
Your shitpostid is in the format of a North American phone number, with an area code in Quebec.
Nothing implied by that, just couldn’t help but notice.
Vive la resistance!
Put them in a submarine under an ocean of blood.
Wasn’t expecting an Iron Lung reference in this thread 🫁
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12k likes for an inane corporate ad post? Gotta be mostly bots.
Sometimes if I really like a reply, I’ll like/upvote/whatever its parents so the reply gets more visibility.
It’s provocative, it gets the people going!
Not just likes but also… whatever threads calls a retweet. What human being freely echoes an advertisement? Lol
You don’t think there are 183 people out there that would repeat a brands advertisement? O.o
Honestly I’d think it would be higher.
“Uh… Khakis?”
“Liberty biberty.”
“Make 7, UP YOURS!”
It is incredibly easy to buy likes / posts / etc, if it was entirely bots, that’s only like $50.
Kinda worrying that you can push basically whatever narrative you want very cheaply on any social media.
I am sincerely curious, can you please explain specifically how to purchase 29,000 bot likes
I feel like I’d break a rule somehow if I explicitly linked you to it, but literally just google exactly what you just asked me.
You’ll even get reviews / people talking about the best ones to use.
Yeah, I did this to win a social media contest back in the day years ago. Bought like 1,000 likes and it worked like a charm. They just appeared within a few hours. And that was more than a decade ago.
How much did the thousand likes cost?
It’s been a long time, but I want to say it was like $30? No more than $50. Low enough I paid for it out of pocket despite making nothing.
Yeah but you still bought the blue checkmark, though.
That’s threads not twitter
Paying $14.99/month to Zucciberg corp isn‘t that much different than paying it to Edolph.
Oh I wasn’t aware you also have to pay for it on Threads. Dunno what I was expecting from the Zucc
When is we did that, almost nothing if value would be distributed to the average person.
Is it post traumatic biopsi?
