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I don’t think that’s a personal pizza, that looks like a medium. Although “personal” is subjective, any pizza can be personal, I suppose.
Probably used klarna
Can you do this though
There’s always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.
#builtdifferent #dailygrind
Gg
How many monthly payments though?
4 payments of $4.28
For an american pizza?? That’s a bargain!
You’ll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You’ll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you’re only two or three centuries away from success!
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.🔥SIGMA GRIND-SET 🔥
I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.
I would be more than willing to carry around my own spoon, fork, and more, if it meant less plastic crap everywhere
Do you have mini Tabasco sauce to open that large Tabasco sauce?
Goddamnit if that isn’t one of the best throwaway gags in the history of television.
I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
Gotta build what you want, step by step.
… and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
a personal pizza
My fellow American
So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza
What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.
The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.
I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as “sugar cunt”. I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she’s a cummy bear.
Mummy, there’s a weird person on the internet
What the absolute forking fuck is this
My origin story
It’s important to set achievable goals.
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
