It wouldn’t be MY problem, at least 🤷♂️
Actually it would solve all my problems
Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:
There’s a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:
a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stiching you back up
or
b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers
Late-stage capitalist problem:
There’s tracks, but trolly service was defunded as it wasn’t profitable. Now everyone spends thousands per year to maintain a car.
Ah yes car centric hell
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Nah, I’d just whinge about it untill the train derailed itself.
Hijack the trolley. If it goes under 5mph, it blows up.
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No, I’ll publish opinion articles about trolleys causing problems, blame some marginalized group like homeless, and organize protests, appeals to politicians. NOW the trolleys got a real problem
My Belgian step-neighbor did this in Cameroon once and everyone was so mad, they wrote instrumental songs about him for years. They were the most beautiful songs in the world, unfortunately they were lost to time and I never got to hear them.
Reminds me of my workplace (I’m the trolley and others are jumping on the tracks)
excuse me but me jumping onto the tracks removes a problem. maybe two or three. this has been studied by medicine.
Yep, sounds like something I do every day.
No, but if this was the Fat guy version I would push him on the track
Is this in reference to ICE and Renee Good, because I think we know what that ICE agent decided? Create a problem so they can pull the trigger.
With the big money controlling everything, it’d be a cheaper way to go out than bankrupting your estate with a hospital bill and denial of care from insurance.
Knowing myself, I’ll stumble and the problem will arise all by itself.
