I’d love one.
Not for social media, but in general .
The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
The obvious reason is they’ve had enough of your shit.
Now with SmartPipe integration
Came here for this clip. That series was absolutely incredible, and that’s one of the best ones for sure.
This one was a bit ahead of its time, if it debuted 3-4 years ago or later i think it would have gotten even more attention and views.
SmartPipeSmartPoopFTFY
Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?
Do not shit in the air like a god
Are there any other ways?
I remember ratemypoo.com being open on like half the monitors in my high school computer drafting class
Same, that shit was hilarious (pun intended).
In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.
Butt whatever goes up, must come down…
Super Doodie!
Maybe drop the embed…
Solid suggestion, I got four downvotes with the picture of the gigantic log, and 25 upvotes after editing lol
“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
Shitter
Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.
I want to personally share my poops with some unwilling participant billionaires if possible. I’m not actively pursuing this wish, but if it happened, yeah, why not?
Gotta find something to use that poop cam on your smart toilet for, I guess
3 am. Bristol stool scale type 5 with a little belly ache after having a bad dream.
Mood
…more fruit?
Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.
What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped
We used to keep diaries like civilized people.
and call our families midst particularly draining ones
It’s why the fancy hotels had phones next to the toilet
also the original purpose of the cameraphone (to document and gps tag notable poops)
Aye but how much did you need to spend on billboards to share that information with the world?
Papa does. He promised me I’d inherit them along with grandpa’s old log books.
Hehehe … Log books
You mean writing on paper? Like cave people?
It’s the hot new social media site, Shitter.
I’m a fuckin weirdo I’d love to send my shit stats to my friends
The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.
Thanks! I’m a bit sad it does menstruation since that is dangerous in America these days, but you can turn it off!
