I feel this more when I am on the highway at the speed limit and a car ahead of me is going 5 under it.
My cars cruise control will match speed to keep spacing with the car ahead, so the guy going 5 under makes my car slow down while the guy in the lifted pavement princess speeds up to get an inch off my bumper at 65 mph trying to make me go faster.
Tailgaters like that are the worst, especially if they have a clear path to pass you but just don’t for some strange reason.
To deal with folks like that, I like to do what I call the reverse pass. I’ll go into the left lane, slow down, and then drop back behind the tailgater. Then I’ll happily let them be the pace car, letting them be the radar shield, matching whatever speed they choose to gun it to.
Try having short legs. I think I’m walking fast and a short woman waddles by me at twice my speed…
Tip from person with short legs: if someone is walking faster behind you, move to the side and slow down to let them pass at their speed. You’re welcome fast walkers.
If we’re walking together, can I give you a piggyback or something? It’s death walking somewhere for a purpose and taking like 50% longer to get there because your friend/partner/whoever doesn’t walk 6 km/h.
6 km/h should be default. 1 km/10 mins just makes estimating arrival times perfect (1.5 km is 15 mins). And it’s not that fast even.
Edit: I’ve taken your inch and asked for a mile
ROFL! Just go ahead, save me a seat. My spouse and I can’t go hiking with certain friends because not only are we slow, but we stop to admire little things like moss, mushrooms and bugs.
Oh that sounds lovely.
I will say, if you’re walking for the purpose of walking (and not getting somewhere), I’m happy to stop to smell the roses
This only works if the other person has situational awareness.
Do people even walk around alone without something in ears nowadays?
Does a week’s worth of dandruff and wax count?
Hi!
Hello friend!
Another, “listen to the world” person. Nice
Kind of. I do wear earplugs every now and then when I’m on bicycle because I don’t like how loud the cars passing me can get. But otherwise I’m “rawdogging” moving around in the world.
That rules out…nearly everyone
Yeah… Situational awareness kind of a requirement for short people.
You’d think hitting our heads would give tall people situational awareness but nope
Video game escort quests.
Or follow. But don’t follow too closely! But don’t get too far away! Oh suddenly he jumped into a fucking speedboat. He got away. Restart?
Not as bad as when a small woman crosses the road to end up walking right in front of me and then proceeds to be visibly uncomfortable at the fact that a large man is walking right behind her.
Even better, when I cross the road too as courtesy so that I’m not behind her, and she simultaneously crosses back across the road because she was uncomfortable, then notices I’m behind her again and thinks I’m following her.
I moved from a huge city to a smaller city, and sometimes I miss the huge city because nobody really gave a fuck who was near them on the sidewalk because there were always other people on the sidewalk. People perceive others so much harder here and while the social discomfort it causes me isn’t nearly as bad as the fear of assault that small woman might have, it still gets exhausting.
You just need to reassure them that your intentions are pure. Whisper “I ain’t gonna kill you.” When you get nice and close
What about when that person slowly gets into your lane against the wall/road instead of walking straight.
What I do is tailgate them until the last second then suddenly press Nox to pass them on the best side, and bye bye.
Ah yes, the slipstream method.
Imagine giving a fuck about walking next to strangers
If you’re close enough to be in each other’s personal space, then the sidewalk is narrow and you’ll be blocking traffic going in the other direction if you try to overtake.
Toss a banana peel in front of them
If you call out “On Your Left!” they usually speed up.
Alternatively, scream “PARKOUR!!” & do a somersault past them. This usually stops people in their tracks.
This is the worst on the highway. I have my cruise control set to 65 in the right lane. I come up to someone going 60. No worries, I’ll pass them on the left. We can each go our own speed, that’s why why have two lanes. No need to make a big deal about it.
Except some people, especially men with tiny dicks in giant trucks, get unreasonably offended about a woman in a small sedan daring to pass them. So when I try and pass them going 65, they also speed up to 65. If I say, “fine, I’m happy to ride behind you if you’re going 65,” they go 65 for a bit and then slow back down to 60. Just passive aggressive bullshit.
In this situation, I resolve it by moving to the left lane, gunning it to 80, and leaving the tiny-dicked man with the giant truck firnly behind me in the rear view mirror.
My friend and I have made use of “On your left!” many times. Not one person has ever appreciated it. This makes me think that they also would not appreciate the “I understood that reference!” reference,
I vote we carry around “on your left” scene papers and hand them to them as we pass by. Lol
Okay, I’ll bite. What the reference to?
In Captain America: The Winter Soldier the movie start out with Captain America running and passing Sam Wilson (the Falcon/future Captain America) several times. Each time when he passes him, he says, “On your left.” and he gets sort of annoyed/playfully competitive about it.
Winter Soldier is a favorite.
Yes, and you know another less popular Marvel movie that’s one of their best IMO? Thor: Ragnarok. I didn’t like it much the first watch. I don’t really care for the Grandmaster. I didn’t like Asgard being destroyed. A few other things, but I’ve come to really like the characters, connections between characters and connections between plots, and many other things. It’s also where Thor starts to evolve. My favorite character from the MCU is Tony Starke/Iron Man because of the evolution across movies.
the only reference I have is from Hal in Malcolm in the middle
this is the only correct answer
Yesterday I was stuck behind a very fast walking woman… who was walking her dog. She’d slow down to nothing when the dog needed to sniff something, then speed way up when the dog was done. Her v(max) was higher than mine, but her v(min) was zero, leading to a v(mean) that was slightly slower than mine.
You should have v(amoose)'d her out of the way
As you get closer, drop a bone so the dog is occupied for a long time.
What do you mean you don’t carry bones around?
Not as annoying when you’re a fast walker, but they guy behind you is only 90% as fast, but decides to take your walking as a challenge and just follows you across campus for no apparent reason and you’re just wondering why someone is clearly following you.
That’s when you stop and let them pass you.
Or make out.
In German, when two or more trucks overtake with very slight speed differences like this, they call it “Elefantenrennen” or “elephant racing”. Bit of a disrespect to elephants if you ask me, snails would’ve been more appropriate.
haha, we have the exact same phrase in the states. not even just similar, it’s literally called an elephant race here too.
makes me wonder what country started it. or maybe they just look so much like elephants racing that multiple languages have like convergent linguistics.
like carcinification but for the phrase “elephant race”
When I looked up the article on wikipedia I found it in my language as well (Danish) but I’ve never really heard it said out loud. To be fair, I don’t drive at all, so that’s probably a big reason as to why.
Take longer steps my friend, Less is more and you look like you’re someone of importance.
I’ve read more than once that the key to walking faster is taking shorter more frequent strides. Feels weird to me but apparently works for others
Worse, the slow walker that takes up the whole sidewalk (weaving back and forth) while wearing earbuds and then act upset they didn’t hear “Excuse me” 3x when you push past them
I was in this situation once, I went for the pass, it was taking too long to pass and I noticed they were also speeding up, so I pick up the pace and start the jog and they did the same we started to get into a full sprint. It went on for a while until we got to the corner, he went left and I waited for the light. Never saw him again. To this day I’m not quite sure what happened.
