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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days ago
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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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    28 days ago

    Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.

    • DampCanary@lemmy.world
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      28 days ago

      but that’s just color of sauce
      drumsticks are barely visible

      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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        28 days ago

        Isn’t that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.

        • DampCanary@lemmy.world
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          You can see it spillong on that yellow sauce(jam like one on bottom) (red ellipses)
          (while only parts of skin I see are marked in green ellpses):

          drumsticks with mac'n'cheese

          there are visible ground pepper(or dried herbs) visible sprinkled on sauce
          to me that looks like Russian dressing or fry sauce

          • atlien51@lemm.ee
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            28 days ago

            The effort u put into breaking it all down 😭love it

          • Cordyceps @sopuli.xyz
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            27 days ago

            Man, here I thought they were a pair of animal testicles. I rather believe you instead.

            • DampCanary@lemmy.world
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              27 days ago

              mmm,
              white kidneys (sauteed with onions) with polenta 😋

  • TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca
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    28 days ago

    Vegetables 🍆

  • double_quack@lemm.ee
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    28 days ago

    Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?

    If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.

    • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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      28 days ago

      dies of food poisoning

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        27 days ago

        Yeah that chicken is absolutely not cooked.

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        Doesn’t matter, had sex.

  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    28 days ago

    This is such a British photo.

    • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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      28 days ago

      I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.

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        It’s the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of “crunch”, or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          But Brits are famous for their fish & chips and the chips in that are crunchy

          • anytimesoon@feddit.uk
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            28 days ago

            They’re usually soggy, actually

          • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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            28 days ago

            They put vinegar on them sometimes.

        • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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          As a former Brit, we like crunch in sandwiches by adding potato chips to them.

          • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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            28 days ago

            You people genuinely eat like it’s the Blitz sometimes.

            • TroublesomeTalker@feddit.uk
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              28 days ago

              Have you read the news lately? We’re just training for the next few years.

          • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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            Potatoes came from Peru like 500 years ago, thank God. Brits are not alone in this tbh, have you ever seen German food? 🤷

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          That makes a lot of sense. The best I could come up with was that it looks goopy.

    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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      28 days ago

      Despite the fact it’s obviously American.

      • Drusas@fedia.io
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        28 days ago

        You are clearly not familiar with how how much Canadians are into Kraft dinner.

  • Mpatch@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    The her to hospital because clearly she had a mental breakdown, stroke, trauma, what ever.

  • CII_RX@lemm.ee
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    28 days ago

    Calling poison control

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    I legit thought those were someone’s balls

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      28 days ago

      Consider seeing a doctor?

    • breecher@sh.itjust.works
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      28 days ago

      Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn’t be boiled.

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    I’m married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So… “<Wife’s name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let’s go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight.”

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      I don’t know what happened, so maybe I’m assuming too much, but wouldn’t it be better for her to try again so that she can improve?

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    27 days ago

    I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.

    None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.

  • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org
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    28 days ago

    I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen

    • atlien51@lemm.ee
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      28 days ago

      What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        IKR, bud lite?

        • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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          At least it wasn’t meth lite. That shit is nasty.

      • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org
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        28 days ago

        I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted

  • Balaquina@lemmy.ca
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    28 days ago

    Die. Your choice whether from hunger or food poisoning.

  • Verdant Banana@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    eat out

  • istdaslol@feddit.org
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    28 days ago

    Realise that I was supposed to get groceries

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    you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.

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      …the chicken is literally raw.

      I get the “respect partners as people” angle but you have to at least look at the image and the community

      • bus_factor@lemmy.world
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        I think it might be boiled.

  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    Go to bed

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