That blade is not infinitely long unless you measure the same part over and over again.
Fr, what happened to 2πr?
I have used a pizza cutter to cut more than one pizza. I have also wielded a sword, (Ren Fair and fought a dual), and cut pizza with it. I have also field dressed a couple of deer and cut a few pizzas, (along with apples and sandwiches) with a Victorinox Classic keychain pocket knife over the years.
Of the 3 pieces of cutlery, I find the Victorinox Classic to be the most useful.
A sword by definition has a “pointed blade” accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it’s a blade ray.
it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.
pointy bit goes into the pizza.
Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced
Circumcized?
Circumnavigated
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Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we’re being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.
I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.
strikes are possible.
Yo. New Diogenes just dropped.
No that’s a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.
It’s also not length but circumference.
You don’t need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi
That’s not infinitely long, it’s infinitesimally long.
It specifically says for thrusting or striking. That’s where the pizza cutter fails to pass as a sword. 😔
Thrusting or striking, you can definitely strike with a pizza sword so it match at least one definition.
You put the sharp edge on a surface and push forward to cut pizza. That IS thrusting.
I thought slashing but you might be right.
And the sheath
How can one sheath the unsheathable
IDK maybe they’re just really bad at cutting pizza.
No fucking way dude, that’s slashing damage.
Also if the pizza is really hot, it does burn damage to the roof of your mouth.
I would totally forge a sword in Skyrim with the shortest blade possible (a nub) and name it “Pizza Cutter.”
And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.
If Leonardo can use katanas to slice pizza, then I can use this (while pretending to be a turtle)
Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?
? I don’t get get it
Best weapon in Lies of P.
I was going to ask which squenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.
Why do they all have a certain look to them?
If it rains, their socks are pure funnels to get water into the boots
Have you guys ever received a pizza cut into 9 slices? I have, and I just want to know why, and more importantly how.
I asked the pizza place to divide the pizza into 0 equal slices and about 20 minutes later there was a loud explosion from downtown. Never did get that pizza.
Rest in piece
How many piece???
Well it’s not infinitely long. It’s pi D’s long. With D being… well, let’s just say my “peanits”