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  • dan1101@lemm.ee
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    6 days ago

    That blade is not infinitely long unless you measure the same part over and over again.

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
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      6 days ago

      Fr, what happened to 2πr?

  • bluewing@lemm.ee
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    7 days ago

    I have used a pizza cutter to cut more than one pizza. I have also wielded a sword, (Ren Fair and fought a dual), and cut pizza with it. I have also field dressed a couple of deer and cut a few pizzas, (along with apples and sandwiches) with a Victorinox Classic keychain pocket knife over the years.

    Of the 3 pieces of cutlery, I find the Victorinox Classic to be the most useful.

  • last_philosopher@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    A sword by definition has a “pointed blade” accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it’s a blade ray.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

      pointy bit goes into the pizza.

      • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world
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        7 days ago

        Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

        • Allero@lemmy.today
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          7 days ago

          Circumcized?

          • scholar@lemmy.world
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            7 days ago

            Circumnavigated

  • MennoRobert@lemm.ee
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    7 days ago

    Diogenes has entered the chat

  • RaptorBenn@lemmy.world
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    Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we’re being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.

      strikes are possible.

  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Yo. New Diogenes just dropped.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    7 days ago

    No that’s a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

    • slappypantsgo@lemm.ee
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      7 days ago

      It’s also not length but circumference.

    • turtlesareneat@discuss.online
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      7 days ago

      You don’t need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    That’s not infinitely long, it’s infinitesimally long.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    It specifically says for thrusting or striking. That’s where the pizza cutter fails to pass as a sword. 😔

    • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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      Thrusting or striking, you can definitely strike with a pizza sword so it match at least one definition.

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      You put the sharp edge on a surface and push forward to cut pizza. That IS thrusting.

      • chingadera@lemmy.world
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        I thought slashing but you might be right.

    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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      8 days ago

      And the sheath

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        8 days ago

        How can one sheath the unsheathable

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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      IDK maybe they’re just really bad at cutting pizza.

      • chingadera@lemmy.world
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        No fucking way dude, that’s slashing damage.

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          Also if the pizza is really hot, it does burn damage to the roof of your mouth.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    I would totally forge a sword in Skyrim with the shortest blade possible (a nub) and name it “Pizza Cutter.”

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

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    If Leonardo can use katanas to slice pizza, then I can use this (while pretending to be a turtle)

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

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        ? I don’t get get it

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    8 days ago

    Best weapon in Lies of P.

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    the protagonist of final fantasy tactics advance 2

    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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      I was going to ask which squenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.

      Why do they all have a certain look to them?

      • Focal@pawb.social
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        If it rains, their socks are pure funnels to get water into the boots

  • chingadera@lemmy.world
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    Have you guys ever received a pizza cut into 9 slices? I have, and I just want to know why, and more importantly how.

    • ameancow@lemmy.world
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      I asked the pizza place to divide the pizza into 0 equal slices and about 20 minutes later there was a loud explosion from downtown. Never did get that pizza.

      • chingadera@lemmy.world
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        Rest in piece

        • ameancow@lemmy.world
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          7 days ago

          How many piece???

  • LordGimp@lemm.ee
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    Well it’s not infinitely long. It’s pi D’s long. With D being… well, let’s just say my “peanits”

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