• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    I would totally forge a sword in Skyrim with the shortest blade possible (a nub) and name it “Pizza Cutter.”

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      7 days ago

      And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.