• MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Obviously it’s a key that needs to be inserted into an ancient titan robot to power it back up.

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      What an utterly ridiculous notion. Obviously it’s a magical battery that, once charged, can be inserted into an ancient titan robot to power it back up.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    Here’s my contribution to the ‘what the fuck are these things’ guesses:

    Its a customizable, weighted D12.

    You stick the coins into the slots, then do some kind of gambling involving dice rolls.

    Part of the game is that as coins are added or removed, the weighting changes.

    Hell, it could be that you take turns tossing the thing till its full of coins, thrower has to fill the hollow upward facing hole, as a way of anteing up, then just toss it again untill its empty, thrower takes out the upward facing coin, everyone takes a drink when it lands with a hollow slot face up.

    The educated, literate people probably wouldn’t bother to write down the exact details of a low class gambling game, when literacy is rare and scrolls/books are expensive.

    The things have reportedly often been found in cabinets and drawers alongside coins.

    They vary in size… maybe some of the rather large ones could be commissioned as not a practical gambling die, but as an exxageratedly large one, as a trophy or ornament, like modern mall ninja swords or funko pops or something.

    Possibly they could also serve a practical purpose for normal people and coin minters to check that their coins are properly sized.

    Any… Roman numismatists here that can sanity check this, in terms of coin sizes?

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      The educated, literate people probably wouldn’t bother to write down the exact details of a low class gambling game, when literacy is rare and scrolls/books are expensive.

      Interesting enough, the Roman Emperor Claudius, who was an enthusiastic dicer, wrote a book on gaming/gambling. It’s been lost to time, unfortunately.

      Literacy is a funny question in regards to the Roman Empire, as is the price of scrolls/books. There’s limited evidence that scrolls and books were actually cheaper in the Roman Empire than in the 15th century AD, just before and in-the-early-days-of moveable type, and that urban literacy was fairly widespread. The big problem is that the vast majority of ancient writing simply has not survived the ages.

      I’m not well-informed about the dodecahedrons or the theories surrounding them, but I’m inclined to find your explanation, while interesting, probably a bit too complex. Especially considering that coins were often slightly irregular in shape, as the mass-produced neat, perfect circles that we’re used to are a result of modern milled coinage

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      This is, by far, the most compelling theory I’ve seen.

      Given that those things were so common, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the other uses people have theorized could have happened too.

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      This is why I couldn’t have a time machine. I’d go back in time and fuck with people. Leave a modern day Bic pen deep in a cave in New Zealand, or a randomly shaped object with no clear use made from something like titanium in a forest in the middle of Brazil.

  • JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee
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    Actual guess after hearing that they’re found with money. Used it to check size of coins for valuation? Sort of like how some coin counters with?

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      5 months ago

      We could use the smoke DNA samples he’s provided to bring him back and ask him

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      Knitting is a medieval development that originated around Egypt in probably 1000-1100 CE (AD). There is no evidence of two needle knitting before then.

      Romans used sprang, weaving and needlebinding techniques. They did not knit. Some needlebound artifacts can resemble knitting - particularly those in the Coptic stitch. They are still produced using the thumb and needle method of needlebinding and are structurally different.

      The type of knitting that YouTube grandma did on the dodecahedron - spool knitting/French knitting - is an even later development - early modern period - 1400-1500s.

      As a spool knitter, the dodecahedron makes very little sense. The spacing of the pegs - not the spacing of the holes - is what determines the size of the created tube. Every face of the dodecahedron would create the same size tube - which means you’ve just got extra random pointless shit digging into your hands. Google and compare to a modern spool knitter.

      The idea of making a doohickey for fingered gloves, which you would then need to sew on anyway (every knitters least favorite thing to do) - it’s silly.

      Here are some 4th/5th century socks - produced via needlebinding.

      Here is the earliest known example of true knitting. 1000 at earliest.

      You mentioned that not all socks would survive - that is true, but often textile patterns can be recovered through indentions in other material.

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        Gloves. There’s several YouTube videos of people knitting gloves with them. If you use 5 holes, you’ll end up with a slight curve to one side for free. You can use the hole-sizes as a guide for finger width. Most of the work is done by the nubs sticking out, which hold the outermost stitch.

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          YouTube grandma was using it as a French/spool knitter. You can do this with four nails in a board if you are really inclined. The problem is that the peg distance determines the size of the tube - not the holes. All faces would make the same size tube, which is just adding pointless bits to make it unpleasant to use (and more expensive/difficult to manufacture.)

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        And they don’t show signs of wear and tear that using them for such a purpose would create, either.

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        Socks rarely last a year, fabrics existed in Rome, it’s like not knowing if 2 + 2 equals 2 because there aren’t any historical examples of people putting two and two together until the xth century AD.

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            First of all, Wikipedia is not a source. All of the sources on Wikipedia are annotated in the text and listed at the bottom of the page. All you have to do is look down, get the actual source, and use that. You couldn’t be bothered to do the bare minimum to give an argument but still waste time throwing out links to non-sources?

            Secondly, from your “source”:

            These complexities suggest that knitting is even older than the archeological record can prove.[3]

            Earlier pieces having a knitted or crocheted appearance have been shown to be made with other techniques, such as Nålebinding, a technique of making fabric by creating multiple loops with a single needle and thread, much like sewing.[4] Some artefacts have a structure so similar to knitting, for example, 3rd-5th century CE Romano-Egyptian toe-socks, that it is thought the “Coptic stitch” of nalbinding is the forerunner to knitting.

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              What Wikipedia is pointing out is that archeologists for many years did not understand how to distinguish Coptic stitch from knitting. They look very visually similar, but have different physical properties. This did lead to confusion among archeologists - I’ve also seen the fact that other languages don’t distinguish two needle knitting (“true” knitting) from needlebinding techniques (some don’t even seem to have a separate word for crochet, argh…)

              I’ve stumbled on some arguments for 8th century examples - but even if we are pushing back the origin date for knitting that far, that still doesn’t put us in Rome (unless we’re counting Byzantium lol). It also does not at all justify the dodecahedron.

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                Will you be happier if I say the Dodecahedron was likely used for, among other things, setting together strings for fabric in the shape of gloves and mittens? Since the word “knitting” is apparently far too complicated and nuanced for this discussion…

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                  There is no evidence of that, and it does not align with the known techniques that Romans used for textile production. It would make zero sense as a tool for weaving, sprang or needlebinding.

                  I also have strong doubts for finger gloves being anything other than extraordinarily rare. Cmon, Roman clothes are mostly just draping yourself with big ass rectangles.

                  Like, there’s just nothing there. YouTube grandma did something cute - I’ve been blackout drunk at the science museum knitting shit with pencils - that’s not evidence that pencils are knitting tools. It doesn’t make sense as a textile art tool. The closest might be as a cordage/rope making tool - maaaaybe all of those extra knobs add some kind of tension - but that just doesn’t seem likely either.

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                  If you think the idea of “knitting” is itself too complicated to understand - why are you making arguments about textile history? What knowledge or interest do you have of textile history?

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      People say this every time, and it’s still not true, because the Romans didn’t knit. Knitting is a technology and it hadn’t made it to Rome at the time these were made.

      Also, some were solid and unsuitable for knitting. And they were found with giant piles of money, which is a weird place to keep your domestic tools.

  • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Looks like a githyanki artifact used to protect from illithid.

    BG3 spoiler

    There’s definitely nobody trapped in there, it’s all completely fine with no ethical considerations whatsoever.