Shoot me a bm
poot poot
Pick up the fart phone
Gonna need fiber for that.
Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.
Stream of subconscious
The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.
Maybe that’s what the lyrics for Hash Pipe mean… 🤔
🎵You’ve got your problems,
I’ve got my Ass Wide (network) 🎵
Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?
Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?
I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.
Bum drive.
Septic tank =Honeypot?
NAS.
Networked Anal Storage or Networked Ass Storage for short.
This one is disgustingly accurate…
Due to the Honeywagon
ah yes, sneakernet
Any network I join is a wide anal network
I’m logged in rn.
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there’s enough data in my bum i don’t want more
Err … I don’t think you want to download …
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I don’t know what that is and I suspect I don’t want to know, so I’m going to keep it that way.
I believe it’s a lady in a tub shitting all over herself, fyi.
Well, that’s about as gross as I figured it would be … thanks
I need more broadband because my upload is too big
At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light
Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish
I never thought I’d feel so isolated on my septic system…
You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.
Decentralized encrypting shitting
But is it open source?
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Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!
When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.
I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.
And to all the anime fans, I’m so sorry to do this to you…
“Ed… Ward…?”
Excuse you, the sex ghost candle is nowhere near the caliber of munition you unloaded with that last line.
I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/
Interfacing through the porcelain terminal, Case jacked into the waste-processing network
upload only… at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet
Until you experience sewer backup.
One word -
Airgap
OH my friend reminded me I’m on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls
I’ll leave this here…
Aka the sphincternet.
Guess it’s the
Fediverseshittyverse
