I vaguely remember seeing this exact joke in my geometry book in gradeschool. Probably different illustrator, but still.
Damn, I feel old now.
Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.
I vaguely remember seeing this exact joke in my geometry book in gradeschool. Probably different illustrator, but still.
Damn, I feel old now.
Currently stuck in Ohio
Wife and I would love to leave just to get away from family, the last year has only solidified our desire even more.
From ohio
Agreed, fuck Ohio
Every single company pouring money into the incinerator is positive they’ll be the one to crack actually useful AI or even actual GAI.
Then the mod should have posted the comment as it’s own comment and pinned it to the top.
In fairness, my dogs are considered “property” and I value both of them far more than the human who put this on their vehicle.
I once got yelled at by a cop for walking across a nearly empty road in columbus Ohio.
The closest crosswalk was basically 1/4mile in either direction, because the building I was trying to enter is so large.
I was walking with a cane at the time. And no cars were anywhere close so a snail could have made it across with time to spare. It took some people close by stepping in and arguing for me before the Douchebag dropped it.
Im sure if I had looked my usual level of disheveled or had any other shade of skin I wouldn’t be so “lucky”
I didn’t know shit could clump that high without supports…
Oh look, it’s that time of the decade again.
More half life 3 rumors.
Wake me when Gabe holds a copy in his hand to announce it to the world, to be released immediately.
cue 5 minutes of
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Repeat at next joint.
I say this in nearly complete seriousness:
Always has been
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Go ahead and do it!
When the world really does end, it’s not like anyone will be there to snarkily post “yeah but it DID so you’re wrong” so you get the last laugh, posthumously.
I assume the owner set up a script to post “no” every day. Nothing more complex like trying to auto-read news posts to find a relevant one or something.
The owner just didn’t see the news in time to stop the bot.
Lol hasn’t had a job since she popped out of religious college in the early 80s.
Always assume that at least 10% of polls are bullshit, from people not understanding the question, the poll, the answers, or people just screwing around, or intentionally choosing funny/ridiculous answers.
Poll question: do you believe in a deity
Poll answers: 1 yes there is a god 2 there are many gods 3 I believe in zorg the destroyer who will bring about universal chaos 4 no
Some people who would answer literally anything else are going to choose 3 simply for the lulz.
Literally doing so right now.
Sorry I failed my solidarity test, Luigi.
“The squeaky hinge gets the grease”
“The nail that sticks out farthest vets the hammer first”
These are metaphors to say “since Waymo is the one doing things like driverless taxis all over a city, they’re getting news stories and social media posts”
Yes, things like Tesla suck too. But tesla isn’t operating a “driverless taxi” service. Yet.
I’m sure that as something advertised as “driverless” that tesla’s owner gets pissy about it and probably feeds into negative press against them, but that doesn’t excuse what they do.
My mother in law is absolutely convinced that democrats are going to go marching around with guns to drag her and her family out into the street to be executed.
If she realized there was still space to the left of “Democrat” on the politician field she’d have an aneurism.
Corvids evolved beyond the need for physical form.
All that remains are echoes.
Honestly, anyone who paid mild attention in chemistry class can figure out some of the easier explosives.