Schmidt proven right
Mike Schmidt? Phillies HoF 3b, 3x MVP?
New Girl S2E6. I wanted so badly to include a photo but couldn’t find one.
Fine
For the record, it’s a great clip from It’s Always Sunny … featuring some Phillies baseball players from yesteryear
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-_S0cWsFGb/?igsh=MWNzNzkxNDJtejNldQ==
Well now I’m embarrassed I didn’t catch the Sunny reference! Oh no, time for a rewatch…
One of favorite t-shirts is my “Schmidt Happens” shirt, with the white nose and glasses.
Is this the US equivalent of that swole jesus statue?
Not really. Lincoln was a champion wrestler.
Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln is in the wrestling hall of fame. He went 300-1 Source
Lol that sounds like some North Korean levels of propaganda.
You ever been to the Lincoln memorial? Dude was huge. Like 20 feet.
Did you ever hear about Washington? 12 stories high, made of radiation.
And built like he was made out of concrete.
Bro used to wrestle bears. He was a not great lawyer, he was however an amazing athlete by all acvounts. Marfans and possible heds is a weird combo (trust me) you’ve got leverage and undue flexibility, add some strength and you basically have a gimped octopus.
Skinny guys fight till they’re burger.
Theo Roosevelt boxed a shit ton of people as well until he went blind in one eye from a punch from one of his staff if I remember correctly. Gave a pretty long speech after being shot in the torso and had the foresight to make sure they didn’t kill the shooter. Tough guy. Lots of horse riding and outdoors in his life.
I don’t know how true this is, but I’ve read he had asthma as a kid, but self-medicated by climbing mountains
Holding a book?
So we’re all just going to ignore the massive penis?
Rocky & rock hard.
His hands are huge. 👀
Yaoi hands for yaoi Lincoln
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I honestly thought it was David Tennant, sporting his David Ten-inch
Um why?
Just sexy reasons.
Also its about time they commission the same for Trumpet (that was autocorrect, but Im not changing it).
It’s called art, sweetie.
Americans have made their politics into a mythology and lincoln is basically their jesus. As it turns out not exactly jesus, but you get the point.
This is true. We’re a young country, so we make our historical figures mythos
I see you’ve found Abe Lincoln’s pre-electricity attempt at an Instagram account… or is that his OnlyFans?
His pre instagram advertising his proto onlyfans
Twinkin Lincoln.
Stupid sexy Lincoln
Babe Lincoln
His thumb in his pants. I feel like I’ve seen Abe (not shirtless) posing this way before. It looks familiar.
Or it’s just because I dated a guy that would lean back like that.
We have historical Records where Abe describes himself as ‘Ugly’, this statue seems historically inaccurate.
Best part of being a guy is you can be so ugly you actually start being somewhat attractive. Like Williem Dafoe. A huge dong helps too. Like Willie Da…I mean Williem Dafoe.
Or Adam driver, who disproves every theory about facial symettry.
But you can’t go too far or you’ll enter the Buscemi zone
It’s Willem, dammit!
Birth certificate says William. Card says moops
Crotch says Willie
This the youngest picture of him I could find. He’s 37 or 38. Obviously he’d look different in high-def, but he doesn’t look so bad:

He’s attractive and sexy, but not hot or pretty.
If that even makes sense.
Daniel Craig makes a cameo on What We Do In the Shadows
It looks like he could take a watermelon in each hand and crush them
If social media has taught me anything, it’s that incredibly sexy people find themselves ugly all the time.
Baberaham Lincoln
Schwing!
That’s not Gavin Newsom?
I thought it looked like him too, but alas, no. Would be funny if every governer had almost naked statues of themselves as just a thing Californians do. Not even realistic ones, although Arnold in his prime would look straight up classic.
Lincoln filling out them grey sweats
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