Y’all crazy ITT 😂
Having mistakenly bought three bulk containers of soy sauce from Costco over a two year period, looking forward to having this problem.
How exactly does this kind of mistake occur multiple times over years?
It’s kinda like buying banana ketchup when you mean to buy tomato ketchup. Sometimes you just look at the shape of the bottle or the area and your brain turns off.
Banana… ketchup?
Probably Jufran Banana Sauce. Looks like tomato ketchup, tastes like tomato ketchup. Made from bananas, no tomatoes.
Brain freeze, brought on by too many free samples.
Soy sauce in the coffee pot. Surprise!
You’re on to something… cold brew black coffee in the soy sauce bottle!
Oh, you must be fun at parties…
Fuck with me brew, ya getting the hands real fast.
💢🥊😤🥊💢
I’d rather drink soy sauce than Diet Coke.
This will make you look weird at most
Sterilize a bleach bottle or some other very unsafe to drink container and use that as your water bottle instead for the real chaos
Tell them you are preventing covid.
I think you mean decontaminate, as bleach itself is a very common sterilizing agent.
Toilet bowl cleaner would be a good idea since it has a twist top
Yeah, you’re probably right. Didn’t know the proper english term. Thanks for correcting me
Disinfect, disinfecting agent?
Prob just want to make sure there is no residual bleach… guessing many of these cleaning agent containers are not made with food safe materials
sterilize a bleach bottle
And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?
To be fair, your insides will be clean. So clean there’ll be nothing left.
After you’re done, wash your soap.
it’d be interesting to check that
No no no, you fill it with syrup.
Savory pancakes 👀
Blue Powerade in a Windex bottle…
Green listerine in a listerine bottle 😉
There’s an urban legend about animators at Pixar pranking Listerine executives while making a commercial. They filled one of the bottles with apple juice and made $20 bets to drink it. Supposedly one of the reps watching it being chugged went running for the bathroom to throw up.
Listerine execs were two steps ahead and replaced the apple juice with urine.
Isn’t Listerine blue?
The original version is amber colored like
urineapple juice.
Oh I’ve never seen that. Wonder if they changed it to make it look less palatable.
No, I think it’s because blue is associated with cooling. The blue is mint flavored, the yellow very much isnt
If your pee is this color, drink more water. This is not a good color.
There are other colors
Yeah apparently used to be golden colored. Which I’m surprised by because I was always under the impression that companies were required by law to make non-edible liquids, such as disinfectants, look unpalatable. Perhaps that’s just an EU thing.
(seems weird to say edible liquid but I don’t know how else to articulate it)
Potable is the word. :)
I think the term is potable.
(seems weird to say edible liquid but I don’t know how else to articulate it)
Drinkable would be the correct way.
Well, you can drink sulfuric acid too. You will just die from it.
Which is why drinkable is not the right word
Potable is the word. :)
This is floor cleaner, not juice…
They played a commercial the other day (first time I’ve seen one for this brand actually) and the way the guy held it up in the shot where they do that I was 90% expecting him to take a swig cuz that’s the energy the ad had
I brought a used bottle of vegetable oil as my drinking bottle to an event. What I didn’t consider was that the bottle resembled a vodka bottle, so while I was taking sips of it and thought it was funny, people just thought I was a raging alcoholic.
Everyone’s just so quirky.
I’m a Dr. Pepper man myself, but I like the cut of your jib.
One of us one of us!
“SHOW ME, SHOW YOU…”
A drink company in Japan came out with a drink called ‘nanchatte orenji’ which looked a lot like soy sauce.
The real twist would be if it also tasted like soy sauce.
“It’s almost as if I’m actually drinking soy sauce!”
ChubbyEmu: “Patient DK presenting to the emergency room with abdominal pain after drinking a liter of soy sauce…”
you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt
The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.
Oh god… 😳🫨😰
Jeez that’s unhinged… I love it!
Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.
Or mayo and glue
I can hear my arteries clogging. ☠️
Thanks Google Gemini…
My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.
He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.
Wow. Your father is legit a legend. I’m going to try this in his honor, maybe do a routine where I force them to pick which one I open, then eat…?
I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.
I’m too lazy to translate this
Translation added, roughly done. Tip: modern Android devices let you press and hold the switcher, which takes a screen shot of whatever is on screen. Then, you can press the translate button that appears to translate whatever is on screen. Works with the camera too - easier than firing up Google lens or whatever.
Of course, you need all the Google gubbins to do it, but if you’ve got that it’s really powerful.
Nice try, Bobby
Roughly translated:
We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.
Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.
Directed by M Night Hellman
Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?
Yes
The trick is to keep eye contact at all times while eating the mayonnaise
It was a joke, I never go to the office any more
It was that bad? Wow, you have some serious mayo haters there
