Fun fact: the cork stopper in a cask, keg, or barrel is called a bung. The hole into which it is inserted is called a bunghole.
Bunghole is also a euphemism for anus. So, a question for any morticians here: can we start calling the corpse plug a bung? I’d consider a career change if I got to tell people about the bung in grandpa’s bunghole.
same with drainage holes on boats
The great cornholio is more articulate than I remember.
Tp?
I regress to the maturity of a 12-year-old whenever I think of the word “bunghole reamer”.
I remember this meme!! In 2020 I came across a stackexchange question referencing this meme, which I found kinda interesting: https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/49999/are-cadavers-normally-embalmed-with-butt-plugs-before-burial
I wish my memory was as good for things that aren’t memes.
Why would you wish your memory was good at remembering unimportant things instead of memes?
Bro looks like the dad from Modern Family started a punk band
the Phil-Harmonica
Phil-Harmonica & his Merry Band of ButtPlug Troubadours
So are these available for purchase anywhere?
Asking for a friend.
I’m the friend.
Not sure what I expected them to cost, but $5.70 is somehow less than I expected.
“It’s a butt plug, Michael. How much could it cost, ten bucks?”
That’s one cursed URL. Every part of it just makes it worse as you read.
Frigid - I wonder what this is about.
Fluid - uuuh…
Products - no, please.
A-V-Closure - nope, I’m done, this link is staying blue.
Somehow this step didn’t make it into Mortuary Assistant.
It’s one of the on-the-job revelations they tell you about in training.
“Oh, and by the way would you mind corkscrewing grampa over there?”
thats-my-fetish.gif
I’m tryng to visualize what thats-my-fetish.gif would be if it was a real gif
It…is a real gif though. In fact, there’s more than one used for that meme.( I was posting from my phone and didn’t have time to find the actual gif last night. )
Why is it clear?
so nobody can get offended at the color choices?
or maybe because the holy cock is transparent?
Probably cheaper to make without adding dye.
So when you’re looking up there you can see.
If you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.
Does it come out your mouth though, that’s the real question
…I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!
Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?
Depends if it’s a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It’s how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb
Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…
The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.
What I don’t understand is that if girls don’t poop, then why don’t they just use urinals
This guy looks
Freddy’s goin’ a peg you
Edward buttplug hands.
All those poor unplugged anusi
Anii?
Anii are you OK?
what if you die already with a butt plug? they pop that one out first?
Depends on if the first one is screwed in tight enough.
It’s a matter of specifications. Right tool for the job.
Thank you. That really made me smile and I never would have asked that question myself. Now I wonder what they do if you had a bigger one in at time of death.
They grab a can of Fix-A-Flat to seal up the hole real good.
staple your asshole shut
Yours may appear on their Wall of Fame.
That would slip right out of me.
I’m agape at your comment.
Yankee Rose.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is with these lovely usernames?
INDIA DELTA KILO
I came here to say they better come in more sizes. You are funnier
… they are gonna need a bigger buttplug …
lmao
Strange chap.
That mohawk means serious fucking business.
A guy like that getting a buttplug from a girl in a mortuary you JUST KNOW she was one of those FrreeeeAAAAaaaaky goths.
I knew this guy back in the old LiveJournal days. He’s a really genuine dude who definitely says and writes things like this caption.
It must be difficult getting those stripes to line up every morning.
Wonder what it looks like on a day off?
Water soluble. They’re washed out and reapplied with a template after styling the mohawk.
Not all countries use these kind of services.
Uh is this serious?
Cremation’s an option cough cough.
Instructions unclear, now there’s a prize in every urn (the prize is a screw-in buttplug)
They don’t install it while you’re alive, what does it matter? Just a chunk of decomposing meat at that point.
They don’t install it while you’re alive
That’s disappointing
There’s a process, stop making excuses!
This is serious. There’s a vagina plug too.
could probably sell a lot of tshirts that just say 'vaginal plug"
We need a picture. For science, you know
It looks the same!
I’d rather not spend eternity getting DP’d by a drain unclogger.
Don’t threaten ME with a good time.
The applicator
how many uggga duggas do you think it’s rated for
The spec should be 25tigs (that is 25 turnings in the graves).
But ppl eyeball it all the time.
Mostly because some of them like to get their hands dirty.
