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glass ceiling ceo, aka the usage of woman in ceo position to deflect from the companies failings.
I always heard of this version as the glass cliff. Cause they’ll push her off it in a bit.
I knew another guy who had an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Know what happened to him? He’s dead!
Invite the entire polycule. The only one left out is his wife.
I was the leather hot guy back then… Just so y know…
Y’all assume he has game instead of just proving to be a huge loser. The only evidence he had any game is the wife he cheated on by sleeping with a honey pot and two coerced employees.
And that “funny” thing would be…?
Have an affair with Colette, I imagine
I thought it was to Huang himself.
Infidelity isnt funny.
I see a Red Dwarf inspired username I think? Did you laugh at the infidelity jokes on Red Dwarf?
Red dwarf didn’t involve real people.
Jensens wife really exists and didnt deserve to be cheated on.
You don’t get to decide that.
In this case, it kinda is, though.
no
I don’t get it … it’s a Friday and I’m tired.
He should have sex with her too, I think that’s what’s implied anyway
Does she get the Sex Jacket, or was that part of Huang’s golden parachute?
I bet it slowly possesses the wearer and transforms them into Jensen Huang, Crysis style, while whispering in their ear something like “there must always be a Huang…!”
No, Alice Huang & Colette Kress have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
[in the voice of the Daleks] EXPLAIN
I’m assuming they mean have an affair with the new interim CEO.
Is it still funny if already confirmed?
are you being for real right now
No, I thought this was meme comm sry
Spoiler alert: already did
nah, affair #2 was with a different vp and #3 is as yet undisclosed. although if #3 was with the interim ceo that would be a very good reason not to disclose it
I have been assuming this too, also assuming she was an Israeli spy (while being a coworker)
Double inappropriate!
“It’s OK when they we do it.”
Source?
I thought so too but it was (allegedly) Kimberly Powell
With Mr Jensen, it might not be exactly impossible.
that leather coat must be covered in pheromones
It’s actually pure pheromones. Just like biofilm protects bacteria, pheromones form a protective layer to keep from overwhelming everyone around them. This pheromone biofilm looks exactly like leather.
