She has really low hanging knockers.
Seriously. She could have me wrapped around her fingers and all I know about her is she’s a suspected spy.
The woman in the picture is not the spy though. Just an influencer from Korea.
Please you know it was easier then that. More like “I like your jacket”
“My last name is also Huang. It’s like I’m your step sister or something…”
Huang? Me too!
Rofl 🤣 man you’re fucked. Legit had me dying
“Your hair is cute, cut all grey like that…”
“is that real leather?”
I too would betray NVIDIA for her.
Or for the price of a nice dinner.
Actually waking up on the wrong side of the bed would be enough to make me willing to betray NVIDIA.
This is the best photo I’ve seen of her. She’s alright looking, generally. The best part of this though is that apparently his wife is deeply involved with all his business stuff, so the divorce fallout is gonna be wild.
Man, you’re a billionaire, you have enough money to open a managed and fully consensual sex club. I don’t understand billionaires at all.
The greatest condemnation of the billionaire class is that none have made the Calyx of Isis
(Yes I’m referencing niche porn that’s older than I am)
damn sweet rack undrr an angel face be hard to resist spilling info for a roll
Wild weekend for Nvidia
“Do you like butt stuff? I love butt stuff!”
“I have this really neat trick I can do, like put my heels all the way behind my head. Do you have any neat tricks? Like, international trade secrets?”
“You betcha!!!”
…“ok here are all the company secrets”
Wow this is a real deep cut.
“Women are way to emotional and lacking self control to make important decisions” Meanwhile men:
I know people or even sexists rarely say that nowadays but I’m just “wow” on how this reflects on outdated stereotypes.
I know people or even sexists rarely say that nowadays
Come visit my country, friend
I know people or even sexists rarely say that nowadays
buddy, I envy you for the people you live around
I want to go live in the land of progressive sexists. If only to see how they do it.
“She has worked hard to become the most respected member of her field. Also she got a nice rack on her, fwarrr”
I was piling on top too, but for different reasons.
And me without my state secrets
Oh, yeah. I got none of those either. I guess that’s why I get no chinese spies 🤷
Well now when you’re interviewing in front of the board for the position of Nvidia CEO theyre going to ask you what you meant by posting this meme.
You’ve ruined your future prospects at getting that job!
Good thing I didn’t want it!
Boy folded faster than a tortilla fresh out the bag.
To be fair, I think I’d betray my company for her too.
This is the spy that got him btw
I guess it’s more believable if it’s age appropriate. If a 20 yo bombshell wandered up in a bar and said “yeah zaddy fill me w your nvidia” even he might get suspicious
Alice was 20 years younger than Jenson. He’s not exactly Asian Pierce Brosnan.
People keep calling her that spy or that model and somehow neglect to mention she’s a tech CEO (for a company that appears to be in the business of routing banned technology to China but that doesn’t come up on the first date)
So you’ve got an age appropriate lady getting up in some nerdy engineer’s grill, conventionally attractive but not like “10/10, must only be the money” type, and also she’s apparently accomplished within his specific interests.
Honestly if he wasn’t married I wouldn’t blame him. If anything I’d be impressed that he’s by all appearances one of the least shallow CEOs out there.
You sound like NVIDIA PR.
I can see how someone that has decided that because they don’t like the guy everything he does must be interpreted as negatively as possible might think that.
Also, no I don’t, because I don’t sound like a Claude prompt.
He just jumped on the corruption bandwagon led by Trump, without hesitation, foe pure greed, to not like him or anything he is doing is not a mere whim somwone has decided randomly.
I have significantly lower standards for betraying my company.
I’ll settle for a hug and $20
I’d betray my company for 5.4 million dollars.
Misplaced that decimal. .000054 million dollars.
So, $54?
It’s not even my company, no matter how many team-building events they throw…
Now that I think about it, getting everyone laid would be a fantastic team building exercise.
You still get team building events?
No, but you’re in the family. You can never escape.
Ha ha, I escaped.
They fired me.
Take that!
if you can keep her, for a one time thing not really
Did I stutter?
Backdoor penetration testing completed
I see two very good reasons for it.
