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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

And it's not unsettling at all

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And it's not unsettling at all

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • bold_omi@lemmy.today
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    4 hours ago

    Redundancy. You lose less by cracking one tooth than by cracking a “chewing plate”.

    Also, don’t post AI slop here. You should know better, @[email protected].

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      3 hours ago

      I usually wouldn’t, but it was funny… =(

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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        1 hour ago

        Meme comic panel of Batman breaking apart a gun and saying, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.

      • bold_omi@lemmy.today
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        3 hours ago

        It would be better to have drawn a sketch of the concept or just post the text without an image. :/

      • eepydeeby@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        3 hours ago

        Thats how they get you, bud. It’s Never Slop, not Never Slop Unless Its Funny. Never means never! ❤️‍🔥

        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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          3 hours ago

          I always knew the devil would get me by making me laugh.

      • hansolo@lemmy.today
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        3 hours ago

        It’s OK. How else were you supposed to get this terrifying image?

        • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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          1 hour ago

          ✏️

  • MBM@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Is Lemmy okay with AI shitposts now?

    • eepydeeby@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 hours ago

      My heart sinks when I see slop here, but rises again when the comments call it out and make it clear its not cool

    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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      4 hours ago

      I hope not, but it does seem to be every second post as I scroll all. Maybe this is my cue to give up my last form of social media.

      Edit: I just saw who posted this. Yeah, it’s all over.

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Gimme that beak life for crushing seeds and nuts

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 hours ago

    In the gaps are sharp corners that help you incise food.

    Also, yeah, if one breaks or goes foul, extraction isn’t as difficult.

  • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 hours ago

    Until you break a tooth and you suddenly have 50% fewer intact teeth.

  • Mike D@piefed.social
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    13 hours ago

    I want to kiss them. What does it feel like? If the teeth look like that the tongue is probably different too.

    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      You mean the 32 tongue strips?

      Unless she had her wisdom tongues removed.

      • Mike D@piefed.social
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        13 hours ago

        This is the info I need to know!

        Is it good to kiss? Is it bad to kiss?

        • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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          12 hours ago

          Can she use one of them to sound me while the others wrap around my balls to hold me in place?

          • Mike D@piefed.social
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            I was holding back on the horny posting because I’ve had a few beers.

            YES!!!

            Can one of those tongues reach my ass?

            So many questions, so few answers.

  • lenocolomo@lemmy.ml
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    20 hours ago

    Just imagine someone punching you in the face with those dentures. Uff.

  • SofiaPet@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    21 hours ago

    Looks like onion slices.

  • fractal618@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    How about 1 big hair follicle? Everybody gets to choose where theirs grows from 😆

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      13 hours ago

      I had one like this in my beard once, it felt like 4 fused together. It was actually quite painful, both before and after extraction.

      • moonburster@lemmy.world
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        I have these quite often and have to pull them out. Feel like those are connecting straight to the nerve endings

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      16 hours ago

      that is basically what a horn is

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    23 hours ago

    This is a dentist’s nightmare.

    • fractal618@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      Imagine getting that sucker pulled!

      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        20 hours ago

        I had 12 pulled in total (baby teeth and molars)

  • realitista@lemmus.org
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    23 hours ago

    Imagine how unsettling 32 badly organized teeth would look if you were used to this.

  • Anonymouse@lemmy.zip
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    24 hours ago

    Why is this so gross to me?

  • bring-april-plenty@kbin.earth
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    1 day ago

    It’s so dentists can sell us floss and give us a hard time about how we don’t do it often enough

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    Would we still have lips? Maybe we’d gain a prenhensile tongue if we didn’t. Im sure every adult can imagine ways that would be fun.

    Let me introduce you to an old(giant) species of armored fish that was armed with shears for teeth: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunkleosteus

    The entire family of armored fish is the first known vertebrates to have true teeth as well as among the first fish to have jaws. (Previously being more like algae suckers and lamprey-esque).

    It is thought that they went extinct from being slower and not much better armored than unarmored fish like sharks and ancestors of predatory bony fish.

  • TessaRekt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    Is it…is it bad that I don’t hate this?

    • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      24 hours ago

      Yes.

    • xylol@leminal.space
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      1 day ago

      But then you won’t enjoy flossing anymore, or biting the side if your cheek by accident

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