Redundancy. You lose less by cracking one tooth than by cracking a “chewing plate”.
Also, don’t post AI slop here. You should know better, @[email protected].
I usually wouldn’t, but it was funny… =(

It would be better to have drawn a sketch of the concept or just post the text without an image. :/
Thats how they get you, bud. It’s Never Slop, not Never Slop Unless Its Funny. Never means never! ❤️🔥
I always knew the devil would get me by making me laugh.
It’s OK. How else were you supposed to get this terrifying image?
✏️
Is Lemmy okay with AI shitposts now?
My heart sinks when I see slop here, but rises again when the comments call it out and make it clear its not cool
I hope not, but it does seem to be every second post as I scroll all. Maybe this is my cue to give up my last form of social media.
Edit: I just saw who posted this. Yeah, it’s all over.
Gimme that beak life for crushing seeds and nuts
In the gaps are sharp corners that help you incise food.
Also, yeah, if one breaks or goes foul, extraction isn’t as difficult.
Until you break a tooth and you suddenly have 50% fewer intact teeth.
I want to kiss them. What does it feel like? If the teeth look like that the tongue is probably different too.
You mean the 32 tongue strips?
Unless she had her wisdom tongues removed.
This is the info I need to know!
Is it good to kiss? Is it bad to kiss?
Can she use one of them to sound me while the others wrap around my balls to hold me in place?
I was holding back on the horny posting because I’ve had a few beers.
YES!!!
Can one of those tongues reach my ass?
So many questions, so few answers.
Just imagine someone punching you in the face with those dentures. Uff.
Looks like onion slices.
How about 1 big hair follicle? Everybody gets to choose where theirs grows from 😆
I had one like this in my beard once, it felt like 4 fused together. It was actually quite painful, both before and after extraction.
I have these quite often and have to pull them out. Feel like those are connecting straight to the nerve endings
that is basically what a horn is
This is a dentist’s nightmare.
Imagine getting that sucker pulled!
I had 12 pulled in total (baby teeth and molars)
Imagine how unsettling 32 badly organized teeth would look if you were used to this.

Why is this so gross to me?
It’s so dentists can sell us floss and give us a hard time about how we don’t do it often enough
Would we still have lips? Maybe we’d gain a prenhensile tongue if we didn’t. Im sure every adult can imagine ways that would be fun.
Let me introduce you to an old(giant) species of armored fish that was armed with shears for teeth: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunkleosteus
The entire family of armored fish is the first known vertebrates to have true teeth as well as among the first fish to have jaws. (Previously being more like algae suckers and lamprey-esque).
It is thought that they went extinct from being slower and not much better armored than unarmored fish like sharks and ancestors of predatory bony fish.
Is it…is it bad that I don’t hate this?
Yes.
But then you won’t enjoy flossing anymore, or biting the side if your cheek by accident








