Took me a long time to realize this is a cast on someone’s arm and not a strange cream cheese train model…
I would like to subscribe to your cream cheese train model newsletter.
Cream cheese sculpting was not on my bingo card for 2026, yet here we ware.
It sounds like something that would be popular in the 1960s, and it’s filled with the ungodly mix of hot dog, olive, celery, kiwi and grape slices for some fucking reason.
Thanks, I was trying to figure out what the hell I was looking at.
Now THIS is something that needs to be boycott. ASAP! Think of all the productivity losses the world will suffer if we let this innovation fester until people forget how to use their left arms 😱

Reminds me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Man_(novel)
I love the hand beneath it answering my question if this was to heavy or not.
That actually seems to be the photographer’s hand, judging from the heels.
(Is that the word? Heels? The two large fatty bits on your palm #NotANativeSpeaker)
We don’t have a common parlance word for those two bits of the palm in English. Do not say “heel” though, that is very wrong.
The medical term in English is “thenar” and “hypothenar”, but if you had just said “based on the palm" that would have been sufficient explanation for another speaker to get it.
For Americans: Adding this to a cast will cost $82,000 in insurance charges.
More like $82,000 not covered by your insurance
We’d almost hit our deductible.
And if we did, we’d still be on the hook for thousands and if we’re really unlucky the deductible will reset soon after 🫠 what an unbelievably shit healthcare system we have
I am sorry for laughing at this. But everytime I think we are getting screwed I remember I could have it worse, I could live in the USA
I must be getting old as my first thoight was how much of a pain in the ass that would be to clean.
Also, that cup is gonna sweat!
You could probably invent something like this that’s not a cast, just an arm accessory holder sleeve thing. The cupholder would need to rotate for horizontal and vertical orientation probably
I could 3D print something like this in a couple hours.
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DuelDining Disk ™the cupholder needs to be gryoscopic, so it always points up due to it’s own weight.
And also lockable/adjustable, so I can 3D-print a fleshlight attachment for it.
Introducing angular momentum to a broken bone sounds awful. Gimbal is the tech you’re looking for. :)











