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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    As a pansexual, I choose men more often than women. Does that mean it’s a choice for me? 🤔

    • burgermeister@sh.itjust.works
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      You have chosen wisely

    • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
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      How bout you choose deez nutz

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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  • 7355608@piefed.social
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    But I get to be a Lord you say?

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      My liege 🧎‍♂️

      • 7355608@piefed.social
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        Thank you, thank you. It is I, Lord of the Penile Colony as doth decreed by Jimbabwe.

    • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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      I believe that means you’re entitled to land. In your case, I’d assume it’d be a… penile… colony

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        Lord of the penile colony? I’ll take it, still a Lord.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I said “what” and now I’m a hotel chain.

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    Whenever you passed or failed such a test, an alternate reality branched off of that point and so canonically there is an alternate version of you with different sexuality. In some realities you are a self loathing republican who goes on grindr at night

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      Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Gayness

  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    What?

    Oh shit, time to chuck cock down my throat again!!!

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    This is also how they turned the frogs gay. Just went to a pond and said “Gayfrogsaysribbit”

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      Ribbit

      Damn it fooled again

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    My wife is gay now because I showed this to her and she said what

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