Plus the beer is now warm

France is bacon

Another boss suffering from too much neck

This is like whan they came out with 3 and 4 blade razors and then just made all the same mistakes with the Mach 5 and its ilk

I remember when Backdoor Bill was just a guy who offered various services

Morningstar gonna wished they got in on that sweet ass space gold

Yeah? Well emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty just like me you dumb idiot

Homie it’s so freeing to know that tho you don’t even know

Yeah well is the baby fuckin wrong? Is the baby fuckin wrong, Jan?

Cryptkeeper: and remember kiddies, you’d better bee-have yourselves or you’ll have a real SWARMageddon! AAhhahahahahaha

Cosmo Kramer doing the MoviePhone voice: “Why don’t you just give me access to High-Profile Instagram accounts”

Cocaine O’Leary w/ his cocaine ideas again

As long as you say “he’s abortioning right at me!” you can kill em and ain’t nothing Johnny Law can do about it

Is “delusional” some dumb new way of saying “delulu” or somn?

Third grade reading assignment ass headline

Grok made me gregnabt

2026 hey buddy

This would happen at a urinal or pool changing room and you’d start cranking and a kid would walk in and next thing you know you have a job at the White House all because of foolish vanity sometimes it’s ok to stay a gherkin u don’t need to be a gas station individually wrapped dill pickle all the time so to speak

“Rock and stone, Red 5”

Haha sure, job. You and what cocaine?