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Ashes isn’t the best thing to throw into the toilet.
Yeah they’re supposed to sit above the water
it is floating, gradma ate lots of fiber
or she’s a witch
Who are you so wise in the ways of shit?
We still have to experiment the theory of the dead Grand Ma being a witch. Does anyone have a duck?
Small rocks.
Bread!
Possibly a very small rock
True. Nazi ashes are!
Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.
Eating Grandma’s ashes would cut a lot of hassle and time…
Anyone want some bone-apple tea?
The apples really bring out that boney flavor.
I didn’t eat grandma while she was alive, why would that change once she’s dead?
Maybe she’d be alive today if you did.
That’s commitment to the bit I guess.
Dirt goes in dirt hole
That’s right, it goes in the square hole!
Fascist Ashes
Say that as fast as you can ten times. This will conjure a spell to instantly turn all fascists into ashes.
Done.
The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.
We can say it. The conservative ones.
“You’re a Nazi!”
TRANSLATION: “I’m impaired, and have difficulty articulating my position. I want to murder you.”
If people, including academics and professionals, are constantly and aptly comparing your political policies and rhetoric to Nazis: you may want to do some introspection.
But it isn’t really much of a comparison or analogy any more. It’s simply a statement of fact. Much of the American right-wing are neo-Nazis, or at least like to LARP as genocidal Christian nationalists as a grift.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but your fucking country has concentration camps and is enabling genocide while ramping up its own.
In fact, the most credible defense that they aren’t Nazis is that they’re not really into it and just using the affect as a grift while capital rapes the country to death.
“I make edgelord comments on Lemmy!”
Translation:
“I didn’t say anything transphobic. In this comment, that is. But I’m a trolling dipshit nonetheless. My transphobia will surface again later though.”
Killing a nazi isn’t “murder”. One of the elements of the crime of “murder” in every state is that the victim must be human.
Running defense for nazis… you sure about that? You know what kind of people do that, right?
Unpack that one for me, buddy.
Killing a Nazi isn’t murder. It’s a public service.
Sure, but most of the people who you think are nazis aren’t nazis.
Source, please. You are telling us to ignore our eyes and ears. We can see the nazis. They are here among us.
Don’t get all semantic now. It doesn’t need to originate in 1930’s Germany to be a real nazi. A sparkling nazi gets treated like a nazi.
In 2024 we learned it was way more than we thought.
They may not be throwing around hitler salutes, but are still incredibly racist and would love for entire groups to just be killed.
So why shouldn’t we treat them exactly like they treat others?
Ironic considering these people literally want to murder us
Never do this
Stop anyone from doing it
This is dumb.
What you should’ve don’t was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.
Or make what I like to call “trauma smoke bombs” for the next protest
I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.
I’m really sorry. 😥
Sorry for what? That my mother voted for Trump, went so far down the Q Anon hole that she publicly spewed anti vaccine propaganda, ultimately caught a bad case of Covid while having basically all of the high risk morbidity issues, barely managed to survive, then spend the last 2 years of her life as basically an invalid and ultimately die surrounded by garbage and dog shit?
You seriously don’t have kids…
What does that have to do with anything. I do btw.
You would be flashed yo wc too
Call a Doctor if your poo looks like that
When the hot sauce is too spicy and you shit straight ash.
dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don’t fuck yourself over
…next time sprinkle the dust in while you flush the toilet. Don’t just dump it in like diarrhea.
Yeah, spiting Grandma from beyond the grave isn’t worth the plumbing bill lol.
Unironically, yes.
You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma’s fascist ashes down the toilet.
nuh uh
Taking “Rest in piss” to a more literal level
Hell yeah I’d do this_
Instant Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!
- instant nazi
The Cuck Pit lives on.
The Cuck Pit lives on.
In case anyone is wondering and was confused by the total lack of context in the DDG search, this is a meme reference to the Barbara Pit Massacre, a mass execution of POWs from yugoslavian nazi puppet militaries (NDH and SD) which unfortunately (but predictably, as with any mass killing) killed quite a few civilians as well. Their bodies were dumped in a mine, including many that were buried alive, the mine was sealed off and the event and the mine was forbidden to discuss until the ~90s.
Looks like the search shows up differently - here it links to the Kočevski Rog massacre. Regarding Barbara Pit - I don’t know details about the civilians mentioned, whether they were fascist-collaborators or innocent - in the latter case, yes, it’s not just unfortunate but also tragic.
Rather a sad thought that there’s been enough pit massacres to be able to get them confused. And my apologies, I thought DDG didn’t do personalized results - wonder why it’s not showing up when I search it. For whatever reason, all I get are news articles about the recent FlyDubai plane stabbing
Ah, “cockpit”. It could be regional suggestions rather than personalization, or maybe results didn’t get clicked so new ones are tried.
Oh, duh. Thank you for making that connection, that was bothering me.
