I start beating my meat
Roll a wisdom check
So it goes
There’s nothing left to do. you’ve already done it all and will do it all. Including not doing anything. Just be the guy who doesn’t do anything and let the quantum state deal with the other versions of you that do everything else.
It clearly says the quantum-temporal disturbance is tightly-localized, so I don’t think you’re actually within it in this scenario
Pet da dog. Obviously
I grab the ball, try to jump on the train so my dog and I can go on a fantastic voyage.
Futurama did it.
Well clearly you already did everything already. And sometimes that’s all you can do…
Lick the Lab
You ask me for a hamburger.
For which I shall gladly pay you on Tuesday.
Im sorry puppy. I have already thrown the ball and joined you on the tracks, it was a quantum inevitabilty. Good news though, I have also taken you and everyone on the tracks home alive.
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Well I throw the rubber ball, obviously
Into the temporal vortex?
Ive allready chosen all correct and wrong answers simultaneously so i believe i deserve thank yous and vitriol towards me simultaneously.
You’re welcome and sorry for your loss.
Someone’s been playing too much Control Resonant
I’m so close to making a meta shotpost about it,but i’m sure some version of me has already done it better.









