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That explains this post… https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/48556082
Every 10 minutes, someone gets voted out Survivor-style.
No. Different game show: ‘The weakest dink’
Waps someone’s dong with hand
‘you are the weakest dink, goodbye!’
you joke, but pornographic horny TV game show would be amazing.
get random OF creators as players.
come up with crazy challenges or games…
I would definitely watch it, even if not horny,
the question is, who’s charitmatic enough to host it?
🤢
Damn y’all, Mr Beast as charismatic enough to host this specific thing is the funniest joke I’ve seen in this whole thread lmao
However, gotta respect the hustle on the instant “fuck that guy” response, I guess it’s even funnier that way
He smiles like he just got teeth installed.
that was a fun watch, thanks
I assume with food and rehydration, since its not like people will be sleeping over the night.
Why not? Everybody’s spent the night at all the orgies I’ve been to.
Where are all the orgies that you’ve been to? My friend wants to know
House parties with people who are in the kink/BDSM scene.
Spent the night sleeping, or eating and leaving in the morning?
People usually fall asleep around 3-4am, then we’d wake up and have brunch and maybe another one before everybody left in the afternoon, depending on other obligations at play.
honestly that sounds awesome. especially if it’s with people you’ve known prior and like
Same as a party
Usually when the drugs run out
My last orgy ended when I passed out under a credenza
Same way every game of Settlers of Catan does: the women get tired asking who has wood, one person dominates leaving everyone else just watching, and it ends with everyone picking things off the floor wondering if they should have just stayed home and watched Ted Lasso.
Where do the sheep come in?
about the same time the FBI shows up to the orgy I would assume.
Not long ago, I would have assumed you meant the FBI was showing up to put an end to the beastiality
They are there to inspect the female bodies…
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In my experience they give you applause, shower you with rose petals and give you a trophy.
Judging from the last one I was at, when everyone decides to take a third break and get more interested in 80’s music trivia on YouTube than continuing.
How do you get into these situations, and how might I?
Hang out with your local kink community, and get a reputation as someone who respects boundaries and consent. The event was organized by a Dom for his sub, with people he knew were on her “I’d be willing to fuck” list.
Get cooler friends.
Just use the password.
The password is oooooooooorgy.
Just don’t forget your mask
Sucks to be the one guy who still hasn’t come and is getting major blueballs
I don’t think a single one of the guys actually came. I suppose that’s the difference between porn and real life - we were all there to make an experience for the girl, and that’s what we did. The breaks were to give her a chance to catch her breath in between strings of nearly non-stop orgasming. By the time we took the third break, she was clearly wiped out, so we switched to the music trivia and just wound down the evening naturally.
Wait, “girl” singular? Wouldn’t that be more of a gang bang than an orgy?
That’s pretty wild, and interesting in its own way.
Once everything gets rubbed raw.
When mom gets home from work.
Nah that’s when the real fun begins
Don’t let your mom in, Stifler.
But what if Stifler’s mom lets me in?
slaps knee welp~!
Time I be headin’ out on the ol’ dustry trail
grabs my underwear and strap on
I imagine the ideal scenario is pomodoro-style. Twenty-five minutes of fucking with five minute breaks, until everyone’s had their fill.
Look at those guys go. Best I can muster is about 23 seconds.
You still have two hands and a mouth, don’t you? Get back to work.
You can only use an egg timer if someone is ovulating.
Sam Reich appears and says who won
So you’re telling me…
He’s been here the whole time?
